Infrequently Asked Questions
I was just looking through old 'lists' on www.mcsweeneys.net and I found this one which made me laugh hard.
I N F R E Q U E N T L Y
A S K E D Q U E S T I O N S .
BY JT DOBBS
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1: Can I top off your warm salt water?
2: Does this sound infected?
3: Who's her favorite bass player?
4: Why is your spleen like that?
5: Is he going to perpetuate that misconception all night?
6: But how do you get it to float next to the VCR?
7: Why brown?
8: Did you say "Massachusetts?"
9: Was that when you noticed my uncle's birthmark?
10: When does the next Frenchman go by here?
11: Who said anything about yachting?
12: Isn't that the guy from Psychedelic Furs?
13: Why was that written?
14: What's with the hedge trimmer?
15: Could you please stop looking at my bowling trophy?
16: You call yourself a witch doctor?
17: Couldn't you at least have buried the can opener?
18: What do you know from black lung?
19: More duck sauce?
20: Who dat talkin' 'bout beatin' dem Bengals?
I N F R E Q U E N T L Y
A S K E D Q U E S T I O N S .
BY JT DOBBS
- - - -
1: Can I top off your warm salt water?
2: Does this sound infected?
3: Who's her favorite bass player?
4: Why is your spleen like that?
5: Is he going to perpetuate that misconception all night?
6: But how do you get it to float next to the VCR?
7: Why brown?
8: Did you say "Massachusetts?"
9: Was that when you noticed my uncle's birthmark?
10: When does the next Frenchman go by here?
11: Who said anything about yachting?
12: Isn't that the guy from Psychedelic Furs?
13: Why was that written?
14: What's with the hedge trimmer?
15: Could you please stop looking at my bowling trophy?
16: You call yourself a witch doctor?
17: Couldn't you at least have buried the can opener?
18: What do you know from black lung?
19: More duck sauce?
20: Who dat talkin' 'bout beatin' dem Bengals?