new career

[jasonlizard]

I want to write a soap opera for children. It'll be called, "As the Cookie Crumbles"

Pilot:

"Hi"
"Hi?"
"Whatcha doon?"
"Lego."
"Can I play with you?"
(child displays awkward look)
"You mean, you won't share your legos?"
(oh, the horror)
"MOM!"