if you give a moose a muffin...

[jasonlizard]

From Abby Ringiewicz, via The New YorkerIf you give a dude a kale chip, he’s going to ask for some coffee to go with it. He’ll probably want to know if the beans are in season, and how recently they were roasted. Reading about the coffee’s origins on the back of the bag will remind him of the local farmers’ market going on that day, and he’ll want

Comments

[ayun]

I think I got a rash from reading this.

[jasonlizard]

heat rash?

[fudjo]

This reads like a hipster version of American Psycho.