Speak and ye shall be spoken to...

May 08, 2004 14:05

Whats up toonsters? (God I miss Tiny Toons) I got stuff to talk about so sit down, stare at the screen and read.

Its b*tchin time again so if you don't want to read, go elsewhere! Anyway, its the job scene. Its killin me. I apply at every known job possible, I dress nice, I aproach everyone nicely and if the occasion calls for it, I kiss a little ass too. But my luck craps out and I'm left with nothin. My job record isnt too impressive either.

First Job: Paperboy. Lasted 1 year. Reason: Second Job interfered with time schedule.

Second Job: Child Care. Lasted 1 year. Reason: Family Moved.

Third Job: McDonalds. Lasted 3 1/2 months. Reason: Moved to Missouri.

Fourth Job: Red Lion Inn. Lasted 2 days. Knee problems.

Fifth Job: Daycare. Lasted 3 months. Reason: Parent had a problem with me being a teacher cuz I was a male(damn you Michael Jackson).

Sixth Job: Wal-Mart. Lasted 3 weeks. Reason: Sick too often(In and out of the freezer/cooler took its toll on my body combined with the fact that I was trying to overcome the flu and they didn't care).

My current "job" is working for NWA-Missouri Wrestling as a photographer. I say "job" because I don't get paid unless, you know, I work for a magazine, which I don't. Also inbetween the First, Second and Third jobs, I was Parking Lot Security for Dairy Queen in Pendleton, OR during their 1 week festival in September called Pendleton Round-Up. I also recall doing some Freight Work for Dairy Queen as well but it wasnt too memorable in the first place although It lasted a good 4 months.

Employers reading my employment history might think Im not dedicated to my job, which is false. I am fine with whatever job that is given to me as long as I'm trained to do whatever it is needed of me. Also, there is one particular thing that they might halt on, and that is my education record. Yes, I did infact leave school in the 9th grade due to some circumstances at school that no one would help resolve. I took up homeschooling and did that for 4 straight years yet never graduated due to my grandmothers untimely death and money coming up short to continue the course.

Now, oddly enough, I recently got my Bartending Certification to become a bartender. Heres the tricky part...getting hired. Im a good worker, will do what you want me to do, just hire me! If somethin doesn't happen soon, I'll be on street corners with a cardboard sign saying "Will work for food."

Monster.com, JobsOnline.com and CareerBuilder.com all have me on their profiles and in their lists of employment seekers.....still waiting for that special phone call. Till then I just bike around town, filling out apps, hoping to impress someone.

Ok, you heard enough of my b*tching, now go home lol
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