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Writer's Block: Stomach pains

Jul 12, 2011 01:02

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sophietoma July 12 2011, 05:12:05 UTC

Puppy meat falls right off the bone. Give me some spicy brown mustard and one of those things you use to crack open crab legs and we have a fucking party going, Jason.

jasoninrepose July 12 2011, 05:14:08 UTC

Oh, I am salivating.

In my experience, Corgis taste like chicken nuggets.

sophietoma July 12 2011, 05:15:57 UTC

i call the wishbone.

jasoninrepose July 12 2011, 05:18:22 UTC

That's fine, the puppy pelvis is delectable with red wine vinaigrette.

sophietoma July 12 2011, 05:23:32 UTC

I hear that doberman goes well with a side of wild rice. Does squeezing lemon on it bring out any of that smoky grill flavor?

jasoninrepose July 12 2011, 05:32:09 UTC

I use a nice lemon/ Caribbean jerk seasoning myself, and I find it to be quite delicious.

sophietoma July 12 2011, 05:35:01 UTC

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jasoninrepose July 12 2011, 05:36:07 UTC

I'll be your guy any time.

sophietoma July 12 2011, 05:37:55 UTC

I don't like moles/growths/tumors so either get a rat to chew that shit off or get the fuck off my porch

jasoninrepose July 12 2011, 05:51:49 UTC

I was about to say the same to you, but then I realized those were your tits.

sophietoma July 12 2011, 05:53:12 UTC

mmm baby~ i love when you tell horrible jokes and i don't laugh at all it turns me on so much

jasoninrepose July 12 2011, 06:07:41 UTC

Is that a mickey mouse shirt your wearing?

Oh, nope, sorry, it's just tit dirt.

sophietoma July 12 2011, 06:18:03 UTC

it's your mom's chest hair.

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