Song Lyrics from the WoW beta test forums

[jasondrake]

the thread was entitled "How did you become a Death Knight"

"The Lich King Went Down To Stormwind"
by Airc, 80 human paladin, Knights of the Scourge, Northrend Beta server

The Lich King went down to Stormwind, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He's got two minds and a cold behind, and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this Paladin, swingin' a sword and duelin' it hot.
And the Lich King jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Paladin too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'd like to duel with you.
"Now you gots a pretty good bubble, boy, but give the Lich King his due:
"I bet a runeblade against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The Paladin said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, and since I'm Ret, I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your sword and playn' your cooldowns hard.
'Cos Scourges' broke loose in Stormwind and the Lich King deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Runeblade from the cold.
But if you lose, the Lich King gets your soul.