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Holy fucking frijoles. Is this what we're doing now? "Nudging" people? Have you no shame, any of you?
I'll double-handedly take each of you nudgers on starting with you, Poehler. Nudge Bates and he quickly breaks out two tickets to the gun show if you catch my drift and frankly you'd be a retard not to. Front and center, no need to thank me. Arnett I'm fixin' (Bates is Southern, ya'll ain't heard?) to part my heavenly clouds and rain down a veritable tsunami of pain in your general vicinity. No one will pay heed to your cries of anguish and Kanye West will be forced to react on live television by insisting "George Bush doesn't care about Will Arnett and who the fuck is Will Arnett?" Damn right, Ye. As for you, Shawkat. I doubt I'm strong enough to take you on physically (have you seen the arms on this kid?) so I'll have to hit you where it hurts by laying some truth on you: neediness isn't attractive. No wonder Cera left you.
You all asked for it, so there it is. I've been gone a while, forgive me if you're able. The truth is that I got monumentally distracted peering up Justine's skirt. I swear, that thing is ten inches if it's a day. The Welcome Wagon better bring some muffins this time or this diva shall throw herself a tantrum of Elton-like proportions.
I'll double-handedly take each of you nudgers on starting with you, Poehler. Nudge Bates and he quickly breaks out two tickets to the gun show if you catch my drift and frankly you'd be a retard not to. Front and center, no need to thank me. Arnett I'm fixin' (Bates is Southern, ya'll ain't heard?) to part my heavenly clouds and rain down a veritable tsunami of pain in your general vicinity. No one will pay heed to your cries of anguish and Kanye West will be forced to react on live television by insisting "George Bush doesn't care about Will Arnett and who the fuck is Will Arnett?" Damn right, Ye. As for you, Shawkat. I doubt I'm strong enough to take you on physically (have you seen the arms on this kid?) so I'll have to hit you where it hurts by laying some truth on you: neediness isn't attractive. No wonder Cera left you.
You all asked for it, so there it is. I've been gone a while, forgive me if you're able. The truth is that I got monumentally distracted peering up Justine's skirt. I swear, that thing is ten inches if it's a day. The Welcome Wagon better bring some muffins this time or this diva shall throw herself a tantrum of Elton-like proportions.