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[jason_bateman]

This much I know: Somebody somewhere right now is making a joke or a reference at the expense of C. Thomas Howell. They'll point out the obviousness of the downward spiral of his career trajectory, or they'll make light of certain entries in his filmography (namely, Soul Man) and laugh and laugh and laugh. At what, I'm not sure. It stands to

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[poehler]

I thought you'd never get here, save me.

[jason_bateman]

Save you from what, Will? If only. That boy is like kryptonite to me.

[poehler]

Ugh, kryptonite, now I have that Three Doors Down song stuck in my head. That's cruel and unusual punishment.

[jason_bateman]

I was thinking more along the lines of Spin Doctors, which is slightly less cruel and unusual but you have bested me yet again, Amy Poehler.

[poehler]

My taste in shitty music will always win, Jason Bateman! When will you learn?

[jason_bateman]

I know right? You'd think the weekly mix tapes you make for me would have taught me by now.

"Wind Beneath My Wings"? Really, Amy?

[poehler]

Well I'm sorry that I think you're my hero, Bateman! I'm sorry that you're everything that I would like to be!

[jason_bateman]

You shouldn't apologize, there's no shame in it. The first step is admitting that you have a problem. You're well on the road to recovery.

[poehler]

Sign online already, ass.

[jason_bateman]

Hey hey, slow down. I am a dish that's best served luke warm. Besides I'm currently being blacklisted so I'm a little preoccupied.

[poehler]

I was expecting you to reply back and be like sorry, I'm jerking off.

[jason_bateman]

You were expecting? Or hoping.

[poehler]

You flatter yourself. You're just my hero, not the man of my dreams!

[jason_bateman]

That's not what your last mix tape implied. "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls ring any bells?

[poehler]

Well, you never responded to "I Want You to Want Me." Drastic times call for drastic measures, JB.

[jason_bateman]

I responded, in my own private way. I threw a party in my pants.