Jan 19, 2004 12:11
hmm, cant remember last update, think it was much time ago, shall leave out all the stuff whats happened because i cant remember! relevent thing: john, he is amazing! that pretty much sums everything up...
apart from:
UNNECCASSARY CONDIMENTS IN SANDWICHES!!!
mayo... lets face it, it just doesnt taste good, the stuff even smells like bin juice! now this isnt me wanting to get mayo etc banned, far from it, i think people have a right to consume whatever vile goops they please, but for fucks sake, WHY IS THERE MAYO IN EVERYTHING?!?! go to a supermarket, and try and find a sandwich without either mayo, pickle or mustard... it is near impossible! i say near, because yesterday i was INSULTED (yet again) by asda's sandwiches... "wow! whats this? a "just ham" sandwich? *picks up sandwich* oh, right, no butter? no cheese? nothing? just ham? whats my other option? ham cheese and branston pickle..." riiiiiiiiiiight... so what we seem to have here is EXTREMIST SANDIWCHES! THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND! you can either have EVERYTHING (with mayo of course...) or DRY BREAD AND MEAT! yay! its a load of bollox... dont you think?:
Poll UNNECCASSARY CONDIMENTS?
rant over... *goes to make self perfect sandwich in comfort of own kitchen*