Dog's latest victim, these:
I'VE NEVER WORN THEM!!!! ugh.
EDIT:
I've been cleaning out my Outlook inbox and unsubscribing from a ton of sites that I don't even remember joining. This made me laugh when I got it:
Goodbye from our Newsletter, sorry to see you go.
You have been unsubscribed from our newsletters.
This is the last email you will receive from us. We have added you to our
"blacklist", which means that our newsletter system will refuse to send
you any other email, without manual intervention by our administrator.
If there is an error in this information, you can re-subscribe:
please go to
http://www.totalassault.net/lists/?p=subscribe and follow the steps.
Thank you
WTF? Like I'm supposed to be scared of being blacklisted by them. Pfft.