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Mother fucking cocksucking dipshit! So I don't drive; big fucking deal. Don't have a licence, not sure I can even get one. What I do have is a non-drivers licence which is just as good when it comes to everything you need a licence for except for fucking driving. I get the whole beer's a restricted sale item and you have to be 21 or over to buy it. Seriously I get it. I make a fucking living checking people's ids to make sure they're old enough to drink; I'm a fucking bouncer for fuck's sake.
You asked for id. I gave you a fucking legal id. Without putting up a fucking fuss that you had the 'gal' to ask me to fucking prove that I was over the fucking legal age to drink a fucking beer. Cause I fucking know better than to pull shit like that. SO WHY IN THE FUCKING HELL DIDN'T YOU LET ME BUY MY FUCKING BEER?
You asked for id. I gave you a fucking legal id. Without putting up a fucking fuss that you had the 'gal' to ask me to fucking prove that I was over the fucking legal age to drink a fucking beer. Cause I fucking know better than to pull shit like that. SO WHY IN THE FUCKING HELL DIDN'T YOU LET ME BUY MY FUCKING BEER?