It's Late... And the Night May Not Be Over.

[jashergin]

Hmm... I am waiting. I am awaiting the call of several girls, possibly the best night yet given the time. Apparently, they are attractive and want to party. Here, at the U.C., we want to party. It is summer A, but that is no reason to slow down. So, I am sitting here, rather inebriated mind you, awaiting their presence

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[pierandocean]

a surprisingly lucid entry, considering your inebriation at the time...one of the best i have seen written in such a state of mind. no spelling errors; and few, if any, mistakes in grammar.
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[i'm sorry, but i had to take off a few points for the superfluous post scripts...just a bit over the top.]

and i knew all along about your suspected spad...i just didn't have the heart to tell you.

My reply to you Heather of Lakeland, graduate of FSC, bringer of Jon's little dog

[jashergin]

Heather,

You know... I dreaded the idea that I updated last night when I woke this afternoon. But then I came and checked my email and read it, not so bad. Also, I was up till like seven-thirty because I chugged a Red Bull and a half last night at closing time. I was racing last night, gross Red Bull with jagger in it. It’s called a “Jagger Bomb” if you wanted to try one. Perhaps you and Herr Jon Rokker can start going to bars chugging them. What a life…

Heather, when are you going to watch Lost in Translation? You've had plenty of time to watch it and get back with me on it... Rent it and force Jonathan to watch it with you or something. Also, not sure if I recommended this one to you, but I will; go and see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for it is a wonderful film

a much longer reply than i usually write...enjoy.

[pierandocean]

james

Re: a much longer reply than i usually write...enjoy.

[jashergin]

"Raging bar slut" got a laugh... And I thank you for the long entry. I tend to type long responses and entries because in life I am long-winded, incapable of being concise, and enjoy monopolizing the "air" time.

Also, I am thinking that you are lying about the lack of time thing... We all know that when you go home and watch the tele it is to watch "The Best of HGTV." I am on to you!

-James

I Have No Coffee!

[jashergin]

Stephanie,
It will happen my dear... Oh so most definitely. Also, I hope you had a wonderful time in Orlando because you missed nothing here in Gainesville this weekend. Sunday was especially, excruciatingly boring. Blah... I skipped school today as well. I am such a damn rebel.

Yours truly,
-Mr. James

Re: Re: I Have No Coffee!

[jashergin]

Miss Stephanie,

I went to the pool to read about drugs, after which I called you! It seems to me that some people (certainly not darling Stephanie) do not answer phone calls... Hmm... You may have been at work, in which case, I cannot believe you will not ditch work for me. I am... I am rather distressed about this whole affair. ((sob sob))

-A very saddened James