in the SLC
Greetings citizens. I spent the day in Salt Lake City today promoting the Patriot Act. Man, this town is pretty boring. I was all worried about those crazy Mormons trying to get to join their crazy church. I was only given three copies of the Book of Mormon which I promptly burned. Man, there's even one in my hotel room! It's insane out here! Thank God this state always votes Republican so we don't have to spend any time out here campaigning.
It's nice to get away from that nag wife of mine. I'm missing the Ghost Recon LAN party at the clubhouse right now, though. Colin and Dick are there and I hope they beat the piss out of Condeleeza!
Anyway, I'll holla when I get back to DC. Love the lord and you won't burn in the firey pits of hell!
It's nice to get away from that nag wife of mine. I'm missing the Ghost Recon LAN party at the clubhouse right now, though. Colin and Dick are there and I hope they beat the piss out of Condeleeza!
Anyway, I'll holla when I get back to DC. Love the lord and you won't burn in the firey pits of hell!