The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle...er...Miss Muffet

[jase9278]

Like most other nights, I went to bed around 1230. Maybe closer to 100. Thankfully, I fell asleep instantly. Now it's 335 and I'm groggily awake. Something disrupted my slumber by grazing across my head (since I'm bald, I felt it better). Being the paranoid little girl I become at night or in the dark, I instantly thought it was a spider. In

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[cyren_2132]

That is just...wow. And nearly the exact response I would have...except, to my detriment I'm sure, I would have swatted maniacally at my head as I bolted upright, turned on the light and grabbed for pillowy weaponry.