And then she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said you ain't seen nothin' yet...
You won't believe who I ran into at Coolidge. Robert Bass. I told you he just appears! Like in improv...Anywhom, I was just getting back into my car, and I heard a salutation aimed at me so I looked up and there he was. He looks like he's doing well. Anyway I told him we were about to graduate and he was like I can't believe it (standard response). Anywhom just thought I'd mention it.
Um yeah. Today I spent all of G Period in the Senior Lounge watching Maury. That was productive. Now I know the proper way to find out "Who my baby's daddy?". I'm a Jerry fan myself, but it was informative nonetheless.
Tomorrow is Middle School Duck Day. Since none of you are in Middle School, I'm sure you don't care, but I thought I'd just mention that too.
For my own amusement:
"...he had me do a field sobriety check, where you stand on one foot, raise the other foot six inches off the ground, and count to thirty. I made it to "woo!" Is that going to be close enough? It wasn't, so they called in for my arrest record. There's some good news! Satellites are linking up in outer space. Computer banks at NASA are kicking on. There's a telegraph in Fritch, Texas, going: beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
::Takes breath::
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. This part takes a while. Brrrrinnnng! Shorthand.
::pause::
Beep."
Um yeah. Today I spent all of G Period in the Senior Lounge watching Maury. That was productive. Now I know the proper way to find out "Who my baby's daddy?". I'm a Jerry fan myself, but it was informative nonetheless.
Tomorrow is Middle School Duck Day. Since none of you are in Middle School, I'm sure you don't care, but I thought I'd just mention that too.
For my own amusement:
"...he had me do a field sobriety check, where you stand on one foot, raise the other foot six inches off the ground, and count to thirty. I made it to "woo!" Is that going to be close enough? It wasn't, so they called in for my arrest record. There's some good news! Satellites are linking up in outer space. Computer banks at NASA are kicking on. There's a telegraph in Fritch, Texas, going: beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
::Takes breath::
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. This part takes a while. Brrrrinnnng! Shorthand.
::pause::
Beep."