I Want a Boy Who's So Drunk (He Doesn't Talk)

Jul 11, 2005 12:07



Name: Jake Clark

Age: 18

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Location: Pendleton, Indiana

Sexual Preference: Queer

Tattoos: Very, very soon

Piercings: Both ears, soon to include cartilidge

Pets: Cats- Suzie and Natty, Fish- Jesse Aaron McCarter

Do you ...

drink? Quite often

smoke? Sometimes

do drugs? Define "Drugs"

have sex in public? I have before

ever had sex in your parents' bedroom? God no.

swallow? Yes

Have you ever ...

truly been in love? Yes

been to Europe? Yes

crashed into another car? Yes

thrown up while having sex? No

Do you like ...

a gentle spanking once in a while? Who doesn't

Paris Hilton? No

Italian food? Almost all I eat

Mariah Carey's "We belong together"? One of the best songs to come out in a very long time

How many ...

boyfriends did you have? Eight-ish

CDs do you own? 400+

credit cards do you have? Two

How often ...

do you wank? Daily

do you brush your teeth? Yessir

do you get a mani-pedi? Never have

do you lie to your friends? I try not to

Name your favorite person on myspace: Don't really have one...

Coke or Pepsi? DIET Coke

McDonald's or Burger King? McDonald's

KFC or Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut

Mercedes or BMW? BMW

He-Man or She-Ra? She-Ra

LA or NY? LA

Do you bleach you teeth? Not recently

Do you like Suze Orman? Not really sure who that might be...

Have you ever taken Prozac? Nope

I am German. Do you know any German words? I try not to

Honestly - do you think FORBIDDEN is cool? Sure

Are you more Mary-Kate or Ashley? Mary-Kate

Paris or Nicky? Neither

Donatella or Allegra [Versace]? Donatella

NKOTB or Backstreet Boys? BSB

Last book you've read: Stonecutter by Leander Watts

Last movie you've seen: War of the Worlds

Last person you truly loved: I don't know anymore

Do you like me? Of course.

THANK YOU!

Basically... you sould all do this as well. because I'm awesome and so are you.

Oh, yeah... I officially have a new boyfriend. Good for me.

I love you guys

~J

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