Feb 25, 2005 02:18
The effects of the potion, which Severus gave Jarrod, were still going head strong. He felt happy, and dizzy, and very compelled to tell the truth...to everyone.
"Hey you...tubby. Yeah you. Out of my way." He told a heavy-set third year who was blocking his path. The boy looked furious, but seeing that Jarrod was a lot older than him he stepped aside.
Jarrod continued to stumble down the hallway. He was nearing towards the Slytherin common room, before two 5th year girls almost walked straight into him. One of the girls, who had a lot of spots apologized. "Whatever. Just do yourself a favour and get some zit-be-gone. You'll never get laid with a face like that. See your friend over here. He motioned towards the other girl. "She's a real work of art. I bet she gets laid a lot. Maybe she can help you out." Both of the girls looked very offended. Laughing hysterically he walked past them, towards the dormitory. I need to get laid myself. Where's Evan?. He muttered the password and stepped inside looking around the Slytherin Common Room.
"Evan? Evan? Anybody seen my boyfriend? If somebody sees him tell him I'm looking for him. We haven't shagged in...I don't know a day? I'm randy, dammit!" Laughing like a mad man he fell to the floor, laying there. "Evan...where are you hiding love? Ooo sparkles. Sparkles! Sparkles! Everything is sparkly. So lovely."