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[jarretstoll]

And that'd be two goals in two games.

(Thanks Hemmer, again.)

Tell me California isn't any fucking good for me.

And you can't say another fucking word about booty calls now.

Comments

[lupul]

What the fuck are you annoyed for?

Nice goal. Do that some more.

[jarretstoll]

Fuck you, I've done that thirteen times. Do that some more yourself.

[lupul]

Don't get too cocky, asshole. I'm only behind by one.

[jarretstoll]

Yeah, you don't wanna get into a stats war with me right now. Forget it, it's not important.

[lupul]

Are you done with your PMS moment now?

[jarretstoll]

What's the matter, you can make all the bitchy little comments you want without taking a few yourself?

[lupul]

You've been pissy since yesterday.

Seriously. If you have a problem with it, just say so.

[jarretstoll]

I don't have a problem with it. Your ass is your own fucking business.

I just think that after all the fucking comments I have to put up with every time we go to LA you might wanna shut up next time, since you're basically doing the same thing.

[lupul]

That's real convincing.

Since when do you take us seriously? And actually, it's nothing like the same thing. But whatever makes you feel better about it.

[jarretstoll]

I don't need to feel better about anything. What I do feels great.

[lupul]

Same here. So can't we leave it at that?

[jarretstoll]

Fine. Yeah, okay.

[lupul]

Okay, no.

See, this is why I didn't want to tell anyone. Because it fucks everything up. No matter what anyone says. Can you honestly tell me that if I'd gone out and picked up some chick that you'd be acting like this?

[jarretstoll]

It doesn't fuck everything up with anyone, it was just weird because it's you. I mean, shit, I probably even knew already, because I'm stupid but I'm not that stupid.

[lupul]

Then why are you -

Oh, never mind. Why is it only weird because it's me? Not like it was a surprise or anything.

[jarretstoll]

I don't know, probably because I've known you a long time and even if it wasn't a surprise I was still working under the assumption that you were, y'know, normal.