Lakes of What, I Wonder?
So I wrote Land O'Lakes yesterday informing them that I was having a lactose reaction to their Dairy Ease 100% lactose free milk. They wrote back today saying their milk was 99% lactose free, which through a bunch of creative word-similarities allows them to say it's 100% lactose free, and also to offer me a free carton of Dairy Ease 100% lactose free milk by way of apology.