Not sick!
So I went to the county witch doctor and the doctor said: "Don't worry! Giant lumps on your body large enough to alter the Earth's orbit are perfectly normal! Especially the ones that give rise to glow-in-the-dark patches of green fur. Wait, you did say you were from Idaho, right?"
I /was/ born in Idaho, and /have/ driven through INEL (which is now called INEEL because "Nuclear Engineering Laboratory" sounds less scary when paired with "Environmental"), so apparently I don't have cancer or anything more unpleasant. Hooray for modern medical technologies! (*rattle stick, chant scary words* The spirits tell me your lump looks okay. Have a nice day. *chant more gibberish, burn my wallet in the sacred fire*) And yaayyyyy for healthy cougars!
This, of course, don't mean I'll be online any more... I'm a lazy cougar who puts off his work until the last minute but doesn't anjoy all the time in the middle because I'm too busy thinking about all the work I shoul dbe doing. This cougar hasn't even been keeping up with LJs...and has email sthat are, like, six months old waiting to be replied to. :-P
I /was/ born in Idaho, and /have/ driven through INEL (which is now called INEEL because "Nuclear Engineering Laboratory" sounds less scary when paired with "Environmental"), so apparently I don't have cancer or anything more unpleasant. Hooray for modern medical technologies! (*rattle stick, chant scary words* The spirits tell me your lump looks okay. Have a nice day. *chant more gibberish, burn my wallet in the sacred fire*) And yaayyyyy for healthy cougars!
This, of course, don't mean I'll be online any more... I'm a lazy cougar who puts off his work until the last minute but doesn't anjoy all the time in the middle because I'm too busy thinking about all the work I shoul dbe doing. This cougar hasn't even been keeping up with LJs...and has email sthat are, like, six months old waiting to be replied to. :-P