An Open Letter to My Body
Dear body of mine,
Things need to change. Two nights in a row I gave you ten hours of sleep yet you kept me tired and lethargic throughout the day. Last night you received four hours of sleep yet I feel fully energized. Why are you telling me to sleep and then making me tired for it? This is not the only issue I'm having with you. You send garbled signals from the stomach. I am unable to tell if you're starving or if you are stuffed. You also make me dizzy and light headed for no apparent reason. I'm not sure if the mood swings and paranoia are your fault, but I do suspect some biological cause behind them. If you are responsible for them, please stop. Either you shape up or I'll find another body to inhabit. I've put a lot of effort into keeping you fit and I feel hurt and betrayed when you refuse to do your part.
Sincerely,
Jeff
Things need to change. Two nights in a row I gave you ten hours of sleep yet you kept me tired and lethargic throughout the day. Last night you received four hours of sleep yet I feel fully energized. Why are you telling me to sleep and then making me tired for it? This is not the only issue I'm having with you. You send garbled signals from the stomach. I am unable to tell if you're starving or if you are stuffed. You also make me dizzy and light headed for no apparent reason. I'm not sure if the mood swings and paranoia are your fault, but I do suspect some biological cause behind them. If you are responsible for them, please stop. Either you shape up or I'll find another body to inhabit. I've put a lot of effort into keeping you fit and I feel hurt and betrayed when you refuse to do your part.
Sincerely,
Jeff