Do other people remember this?
Super-thanks to Jen for holding onto this and showing it to me again.
Platypus death eating all that's left of my Aspirin tablets/ My only friend that knows when I need the pain taken away/ Aspirin tablets down the hatch by the dozen/ Making it so that all the feelings are gone/ But that damn platypus came along and when it left they were all gone/ With Death Defying Doomed Despair/ may wails carried through the air/ and were retrieved by the bear that ate that mutant duck/ My Aspirin tablets wend down the hatch/ carried by that platypus's back/ and into the bear which I then attacked/ with a howl and a roar which reminded me of an angry whore/ the bear besieged me/ Armed only with a sharpie and buckling knees/ I decided that if this would be the end for me/ I would go out with courage's deeds./ So I ran and I ran so fast as I could/ but the ghost of platypus past... was always afoot
Methinks I had issues then. Entertaining issues, at least.
And yes, I know I've been neglecting Livejournal. Life has been busy, what with the play and me being sick.
Platypus death eating all that's left of my Aspirin tablets/ My only friend that knows when I need the pain taken away/ Aspirin tablets down the hatch by the dozen/ Making it so that all the feelings are gone/ But that damn platypus came along and when it left they were all gone/ With Death Defying Doomed Despair/ may wails carried through the air/ and were retrieved by the bear that ate that mutant duck/ My Aspirin tablets wend down the hatch/ carried by that platypus's back/ and into the bear which I then attacked/ with a howl and a roar which reminded me of an angry whore/ the bear besieged me/ Armed only with a sharpie and buckling knees/ I decided that if this would be the end for me/ I would go out with courage's deeds./ So I ran and I ran so fast as I could/ but the ghost of platypus past... was always afoot
Methinks I had issues then. Entertaining issues, at least.
And yes, I know I've been neglecting Livejournal. Life has been busy, what with the play and me being sick.