Tale of the Scale

[jarmen]

Today JOA is suppose to start swim lessons. They offer them for free at the little school. About a month or two ago, there was an incident in the pool that was very scary. I thought that we better make sure both girls learn to swim before we have our pool fixed for next summer. JOA didn’t do well in her swim lesson today. The instructor told me

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[sbullockrulz]

Alright, so now I know you have a wife and kids, and I can't tell you how many times I went to the movies in high school so I couldn't figure who you were with the 2 shoes, but I was laughing at the thought. This is fun guessing though....did I have any classes with you?

[jarmen]

We can keep playing this guessing game if you like...
I was the kid who would ride around on his bike and would sometimes hang out in your neighborhood back in middle school. You use to live next to hillbillie Charlie (or Charles). Once, you grabbed me by the shirt and swore to kick my ass if I told anyone what you were doing behind your neighor's bush with a kid that lived accross from your house. You scared the crap out of me!

[sbullockrulz]

Of course it's you Jake...why all the mystery with your name? Running for president in the future are we?:) Hillbillie Charles ***laughing hysterically*** I remember that Chunk (from Goonies) looking Mother F@#ker. For your information, it wasn't the kid across the street that I made out with, it was Adrianne from up the street...still...you have the memory of an elephant. Who the heck told you about the bush incident..oh my god, I have a bush incident..now I can't run for president.

[jarmen]

I just get a bit paranoid that someone I know from work might run across my journal. Wow, no one has called Jake since high school. Ha Ha. The whole bush incident... All the neighborhood kids were playing hide and seek so I was looking for somewhere to hide and low and behold, when I went to hide behind the bush you were there making out with that guy and I just stopped in my tracks! I must have stood there for a good 5 seconds in shock. You know, that was the first time I saw boobies... You kept asking me what I saw and I just kept saying that all I saw was you guys kissing. Well I swear, I thought you were going to kill me but i survived to live another day... Funny stuff.

[sbullockrulz]

Man, I'm such a whore. I don't remember having any "wardrobe malfunctions" during this incident...YOU SAW MY BOOBIES!!!! Well, I hope you enjoyed them, and just for the record **they are STILL fabulous!** I hope mermaidt is enjoying this!