Jun 15, 2003 22:48
Twins were prancing up and down the sideways walk, one evil maudlin morn.
Between three worlds the traversers had found themselves intorn.
"Up, out, above and towards the sun!"
Cried out a sparsely feathered Injun.
But at the very moment those words were spoken,
A Merry Mantis caused his spirits to be broken.
"Be quiet you miniscule, interior itty!", the Mantis politely suggested.
And whilst the Injun collapsed onto the gelatin paved road,
the Merry Mantis was immpromptially arrested.
Grieving over his soulshards was the joyless Injun,
The remnants of this once proud visage,
Were lying all around him, his story frozen,
Dismissed by spectators as a timepiece mirage.
The Merry Mantis erupted, "Twas only a service to the community,
All I wanted was for this to be a land of opportunity!"
Quote of the Day:
"Eat all of your respective viciousgerbils, and you shall explode to become human Gus." - Gary O'Lushrel
Don't barfer me.