On the war of the sexes.
My disclaimer: I am not an expert nor have I ever claimed to be one.
My Purpose: To educate some "people" about relationships.
But first, omg he's back blah blah blah....Now to piss someone off.
I have been observing a few of my friends for the last few months and trying to understand what exactly the hell they are doing in the war of relationship aqquisition. Thats right, I said it. Aquisition. Not hitting on someone, Makin' the play, lie "racial slur" lie or any other comment. Because I have been giving advice freely on my thoughts I feel I need to express in written word my frustration. Aquisition as in logistics, purchasing I hope you get the idea.
First, I have a friend Spike who seems to have an odd idea of women... and sex... and relationships... and bad experience....... and any experience. I give this man advice because it is the right thing to do. Nothing sick, nothing difficult. Simply three directions, Get up, smile and say I find your attractive and can I have your phone number. Is that a mystery I hoard to myself no. Keep it simple keep it direct meet for a beverage of your choice discourse on life the universe and something. Share your hopes, dreams, fears, where you are, have been, and want to be. Age (as long as legal) is not important. Someone may be more mature or less mature than you think. Basing whether or not strike up the band for a person on preconcieved notions...that is immature. Realize you are hiding not from them but yourself and baring yourself to some other person. Take a chance you may thank yourself. If you don't succeed it is not a bad thing it is like a compass pointing you toward the right person. Give them a chance give yourself a chance and you'll never believe who you might meet. Of course what do I know. Im not Joey or lauren so what the fuck could I ken about relationships. Maybe you should listen to the guy with a girlfriend. No crack at joey and lauren.
Second to the man I name timmy. Stop being coy and playing games find one girl and stick with her and no more waitresses.
Finally to Johnny....ah fuck it Nick please leave to ghetto pimping bs behind and start respecting women and the last time I checked Im white so you can call me cracker
My Purpose: To educate some "people" about relationships.
But first, omg he's back blah blah blah....Now to piss someone off.
I have been observing a few of my friends for the last few months and trying to understand what exactly the hell they are doing in the war of relationship aqquisition. Thats right, I said it. Aquisition. Not hitting on someone, Makin' the play, lie "racial slur" lie or any other comment. Because I have been giving advice freely on my thoughts I feel I need to express in written word my frustration. Aquisition as in logistics, purchasing I hope you get the idea.
First, I have a friend Spike who seems to have an odd idea of women... and sex... and relationships... and bad experience....... and any experience. I give this man advice because it is the right thing to do. Nothing sick, nothing difficult. Simply three directions, Get up, smile and say I find your attractive and can I have your phone number. Is that a mystery I hoard to myself no. Keep it simple keep it direct meet for a beverage of your choice discourse on life the universe and something. Share your hopes, dreams, fears, where you are, have been, and want to be. Age (as long as legal) is not important. Someone may be more mature or less mature than you think. Basing whether or not strike up the band for a person on preconcieved notions...that is immature. Realize you are hiding not from them but yourself and baring yourself to some other person. Take a chance you may thank yourself. If you don't succeed it is not a bad thing it is like a compass pointing you toward the right person. Give them a chance give yourself a chance and you'll never believe who you might meet. Of course what do I know. Im not Joey or lauren so what the fuck could I ken about relationships. Maybe you should listen to the guy with a girlfriend. No crack at joey and lauren.
Second to the man I name timmy. Stop being coy and playing games find one girl and stick with her and no more waitresses.
Finally to Johnny....ah fuck it Nick please leave to ghetto pimping bs behind and start respecting women and the last time I checked Im white so you can call me cracker