MEME... I am just plain bored...
1. Describe your current love life:
*startled look!* WHAT?!? I have one??? Can I return it for a refund??? Oh... I don't have one. Well can I return the left over hornyness? I really don't need it anymore. I will to give away for free. Heck... I will pay someone to keep it, and I never want it back again!
Love life... Feh! :P
2. Are you a monogomist?
Well... From past experience... Yes. I very much prefer it that way as well. Not that I don't have fantasies of being some wild play boy that goes to bed with a different woman every hour... or every night... or every (insert some period of time here). Even fantasize about having several girls having sex with me at once. Yet the truth is that I am a one girl boy, and rather like it that way. Doesn't matter anyway... I don't have anyone to be monogomist with.
Reality 1... Fantasy 0... (or some extreme negative number)
3. If you could, how would you change your current love life?
WHAT?!? I have one??? Who keeps saying I do!? Ain't happening... Try talking about something more realistic! No more of this fantasy crap!
4. Worst. Pick-up Line. Ever:
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? (when said in a very dead pan serious way)
5. If this one celebrity asked you out, they might possibly have the power to pull you away from any current relationship(s):
Nope... I am loyal like a trained puppy. Wouldn't happen. I guess the closest that comes to this would be Alyson Hannigan (Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer). She is very pretty. I wouldn't mind being her sex slave forever. :P :)
However again... Reality 2... Fantasy 0... (or yet an even greater negative number)
End results? Bleh... whatever. I am alone, and I accept this. I have no hopes nor care for it to be otherwise. Only random chance can really change this. Certainly won't be because of anything *I* do. That or a persistent girl who really wants me that bad. Uhm... riiiiiight. Sure. Whatever. Never gonna happen. I am gonna play my video games when I get home...
Later...
x Jeremy M. - Craptastic... or...
The results are in...
The Q.A. dept says that the changes are better than sucktastic!
Your milage may vary...
-Gaffer for teh win!
*startled look!* WHAT?!? I have one??? Can I return it for a refund??? Oh... I don't have one. Well can I return the left over hornyness? I really don't need it anymore. I will to give away for free. Heck... I will pay someone to keep it, and I never want it back again!
Love life... Feh! :P
2. Are you a monogomist?
Well... From past experience... Yes. I very much prefer it that way as well. Not that I don't have fantasies of being some wild play boy that goes to bed with a different woman every hour... or every night... or every (insert some period of time here). Even fantasize about having several girls having sex with me at once. Yet the truth is that I am a one girl boy, and rather like it that way. Doesn't matter anyway... I don't have anyone to be monogomist with.
Reality 1... Fantasy 0... (or some extreme negative number)
3. If you could, how would you change your current love life?
WHAT?!? I have one??? Who keeps saying I do!? Ain't happening... Try talking about something more realistic! No more of this fantasy crap!
4. Worst. Pick-up Line. Ever:
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? (when said in a very dead pan serious way)
5. If this one celebrity asked you out, they might possibly have the power to pull you away from any current relationship(s):
Nope... I am loyal like a trained puppy. Wouldn't happen. I guess the closest that comes to this would be Alyson Hannigan (Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer). She is very pretty. I wouldn't mind being her sex slave forever. :P :)
However again... Reality 2... Fantasy 0... (or yet an even greater negative number)
End results? Bleh... whatever. I am alone, and I accept this. I have no hopes nor care for it to be otherwise. Only random chance can really change this. Certainly won't be because of anything *I* do. That or a persistent girl who really wants me that bad. Uhm... riiiiiight. Sure. Whatever. Never gonna happen. I am gonna play my video games when I get home...
Later...
x Jeremy M. - Craptastic... or...
The results are in...
The Q.A. dept says that the changes are better than sucktastic!
Your milage may vary...
-Gaffer for teh win!