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Nov 18, 2003 17:40

I woke up this morning and thought,"I'm going to wake up this time. really, just watch." And then I pushed the snooze button seven times. Yes, seven. You know you're sleep deprived when you wake up an hour early so you can feel like you're getting more sleep when you push the snooze button. Then I trudged out of bed and into the rain to drive my half an hour to math class/waste of money. Hours later, I came home and ate applesauce. Can a person live on just applesauce? And then, you know what? I sat down and read. And it wasn't a text book! Hot damn, ladies and gentlemen, things are bright and fuzzy and wonderful. Oh, wait [puts on glasses]. No, really, I feel better than I did last week.

I figured that I needed to relax, so I tried this kitty thing. It would have much more effective, I think, if I hadn't tried it with a little squirmy kitten with little tiny kitten teeth and little tiny kitten claws. So we both played with these and felt better.

I haven't decided if these and these and these are really, really amusing, or really, really sick. But I'm leaning toward really, really amusing.

Oh, and in addition to Pie In A Jar, I want this for Christmas.

Thank you, have a nice day.
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