Worst conversation ever...

[jaquemo]

MASSLO89: Lets become magicians
MASSLO89: like
MASSLO89: famouse flamobyant ones
MASSLO89: with Tigers
MASSLO89: and go around the world
MASSLO89: like, fuck this life
farEMObodd: i think thats the best idea i've ever heard
farEMObodd: and we'll like be totally ambiguous about our sexuality
farEMObodd: but have like rampant tiger sex
MASSLO89: hahaha
farEMObodd: but then we'll make them disappear
MASSLO89: We would be the perfect pair too
farEMObodd: so we dont have to call them in the morning
farEMObodd: haha for sure
MASSLO89: I'm untamed, rebellious, shaggy hair, a troubled youth
MASSLO89: you're foreign and mysterious
farEMObodd: we should do some research about this and get serious
farEMObodd: first thing we'll need is a few tigers
MASSLO89: and a LOT of drugs
farEMObodd: yeah loooots of drugs
farEMObodd: ohhhh I just watched the riot bomb thing on jackass
farEMObodd: one of our tricks should be us standing in front of one of those things as it fires and be unharmed
MASSLO89: whats a riot bomb?
MASSLO89: Also, our tricks, in MY opinion, should revolve all around sexually pleasing tigers
farEMObodd: its the thing thats like a big blast with the like 10000 little metal balls
farEMObodd: I like that idea
MASSLO89: ohhhhhhhhh
MASSLO89: like
MASSLO89: not even touching them
MASSLO89: they just orgasm
farEMObodd: sexually aroused tigers are a crowd pleaser
MASSLO89: indeed
MASSLO89: uh
MASSLO89: school
MASSLO89: fucking
MASSLO89: sucks.
farEMObodd: seriosuly