Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice (no, not the sharp kind.)
<@japolo> i was kind of thrilled to see a movie by the guy who did the lone wolf and cub movie
<@japolo> it was described as "The Japanese Answer to Shaft"
<@japolo> all about this magistrate with a "special skill"
<@japolo> except that there's these really long scenes where he has his minions torture him
<@japolo> and then he beats on his dick with a stick
<@japolo> and fucks a big rice barrel for like, 5 minutes
<@japolo> and it turns out his special skill is Raping Women
<@japolo> only the dick beatings and rice fucking have made him really good at it, so they tell him everything
<@japolo> i just wound up turning it off because nobody's special skill should
be 'Raping Women'
<@japolo> the end
<@japolo> (you'd think i'd have been wary after the dick beating but whatever,
it's japan)
<@japolo> it was described as "The Japanese Answer to Shaft"
<@japolo> all about this magistrate with a "special skill"
<@japolo> except that there's these really long scenes where he has his minions torture him
<@japolo> and then he beats on his dick with a stick
<@japolo> and fucks a big rice barrel for like, 5 minutes
<@japolo> and it turns out his special skill is Raping Women
<@japolo> only the dick beatings and rice fucking have made him really good at it, so they tell him everything
<@japolo> i just wound up turning it off because nobody's special skill should
be 'Raping Women'
<@japolo> the end
<@japolo> (you'd think i'd have been wary after the dick beating but whatever,
it's japan)