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[japgowizard]

Elric.

Quit shouting in the middle of the night. Just because you apparently don't need to sleep, that doesn't mean I should suffer through your nightmares or whatever the fuck waking me up every time I fall asleep. I'm going to spell your mouth shut tonight if you don't stay quiet. I'm NOT putting up with this all year.

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[elricwizard]

I scream in the middle of the night? That's news to me. Al's never said anything about it if I do. Are you sure?

Well whatever, I guess I can cast silencing charms on my curtains.

[japgowizard]

No, I'm imagining the lack of sleep. Clearly your brother is deaf or exceedingly stupid.

[elricwizard]

Hey, my brother is not stupid.

Clearly the lack of sleep is encasing your brain in a bubble of ignorance. Maybe you should lie down, have a little nap.

[japgowizard]

Deaf, then.

*snort* It would be the first bit of sleep I've had since I got here.

[elricwizard]

Doubt it.

So go take advantage of the empty room and sleep. It's not really my fault you're being kept up anyway, it's my subconscious. I don't control it. I'm hardly trying to do it on purpose.

[japgowizard]

It's still YOUR subconscious. Deal with it or I will.

[elricwizard]

Yeah like that's a real threat. What are you going to do, glare at it in the metaphysical astral world?

[japgowizard]

Funny.

No, I'll make sure you've got to go to the hospital wing just so you can talk again.

[elricwizard]

Yeah, I'm hilarious, I know.

I wouldn't try anything like that if I were you. I'm more than capable of putting you in the hospital wing - and I don't mean with my wand.

[japgowizard]

Ooooh, scary. Good thing I'm not a Hufflepuff, I'd be hiding under the bed by now.

Fuck, my head hurts. Bed now. You win for now.

[elricwizard]

I'll take any victories I can.

[japgowizard]

Shut up.