I stole this from heldc

Nov 13, 2006 20:42


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I donated bone marrow to woobydog2000 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I pushed sbp in the mud (-17 points). In September on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I set angelpix's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for rain7609 (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (187 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
ebegrl

PS: Everyone who knows me, knows I would not set puppies on fire. People, maybe, but NEVER puppies.
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