Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I donated bone marrow to
woobydog2000 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I pushed
sbp in the mud (-17 points). In September on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I set
angelpix's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for
rain7609 (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (187 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
ebegrl
PS: Everyone who knows me, knows I would not set puppies on fire. People, maybe, but NEVER puppies.