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Things I have learned this weekend:
Do not take Zach around a bunch of gay boys who think he's uber hot and will make out with him.
Smile, cause at the end of the night, he wants me, not them.
Vodka and I are not friends; however, we will continue to have our little trysts.
Q is straight when he's drunk; you must remind him that he likes boys when he tries to make out with you.
When girls make out, boys stare intensely.
While at a club and being hit on by a creepy fella, you may find yourself to have been dating a girl for the last three months.
Rock band is amazing.
My mother is a little bit zany.
So story behind the part where I'm dating a girl:
Melissa and I were at the club last night, and this guy (who's been hitting on us for well over a year now) started in on it again. I guess it's because I have short hair and we were dancing together, but a little while later, he asks her, "So how long have you and Nicole been together?" She sees the perfect opportunity to get rid of him, and goes on to tell him that we've been together for 3 months now, and that she's totally my bitch in bed. HI-LAR-I-OUS. When we met up with her boyfriend later on, we were like, we've gotta tell him about this. So i'm like "Schwem, I need to tell you something, man to man. I'm dating your girlfriend, and you just need to deal with it." and he's all "okay." We cracked up and Mel explained what was going on and now it's just this freakin' hilarious thing.
Do not take Zach around a bunch of gay boys who think he's uber hot and will make out with him.
Smile, cause at the end of the night, he wants me, not them.
Vodka and I are not friends; however, we will continue to have our little trysts.
Q is straight when he's drunk; you must remind him that he likes boys when he tries to make out with you.
When girls make out, boys stare intensely.
While at a club and being hit on by a creepy fella, you may find yourself to have been dating a girl for the last three months.
Rock band is amazing.
My mother is a little bit zany.
So story behind the part where I'm dating a girl:
Melissa and I were at the club last night, and this guy (who's been hitting on us for well over a year now) started in on it again. I guess it's because I have short hair and we were dancing together, but a little while later, he asks her, "So how long have you and Nicole been together?" She sees the perfect opportunity to get rid of him, and goes on to tell him that we've been together for 3 months now, and that she's totally my bitch in bed. HI-LAR-I-OUS. When we met up with her boyfriend later on, we were like, we've gotta tell him about this. So i'm like "Schwem, I need to tell you something, man to man. I'm dating your girlfriend, and you just need to deal with it." and he's all "okay." We cracked up and Mel explained what was going on and now it's just this freakin' hilarious thing.