[ ADVENT CALENDAR / event / PG / prompts, fanfiction, fanart ]
I thought of this idea while talking to dreams, and decided we're going to do an Advent Calendar event! [So that we have a good motivator to push us to write.] So from now till January 1, we're going to all try to do as many little prizes for each other as possible. Each day will have a different word prompt, and hopefully more than one person does
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China is full of surprises:
Japan asks China why he will sometimes act so immature. China says that he does this so that he might seem younger, like America. To prove his point, China pulls out impossibly loud voices out of his tiny body, and even bigger disco hero poses to match. It’s too much for Japan’s stuffiness to handle, and so his face explodes in shades of hilarity and embarrassment, and he becomes trapped between fits of laughter and fits of wheezing and coughing.
It is during this time that America appears, and realizing that China’s copying him, also bursts into laughter and wheezing. To show his approval, he tells China to copy England. China is all too happy to comply. With a big scowl and raised pinky, China dives right in with a Chinese British accent, whining of tea and food, and general shouts of imperialism and other bitter comments. America howls with laughter.
Japan joins in the fun and asks for a Germany. China goes along with that as well, but with much more disastrous results: he starts barking out orders as loud as he can. Unfortunately, it means that “Germany” suddenly has a very, very high-pitched voice, like a chicken. It’s too much for both Japan and America, who are now rolling on the ground in silent, painfully funny laughter.
America demands a Russia impression, but China quickly refuses. He worries of the consequences. America shakes it off, and asks for a Japan impression.
It seems that China’s been waiting for that request. He fixes his clothing to look more like Japan’s, and then proceeds to swing his whole body forward and back violently while apologizing to the chairs and tables and walls that he slams his head into.
Japan is horrified. America is highly amused.
But it’s time for those two to take up the challenge: China dares them to try and copy HIM. America tries a few fake kung fu moves and obnoxiously fake attack sounds. He is rewarded with a swift kung fu kick in the ass.
America is horrified. Japan is highly amused.
It’s Japan’s turn, and with a big breath, he begins. Japan does not move; his feet stay firmly planted, his arms don’t swing, and nor does the rest of his body. Japan only spouts constant China quotes. Tie your shoes, Aiyaa, Monkey King is betterrrrr!!!!, hold your chopsticks right, Everything Chinese is best, aru, aru, aru. America is highly amused. China is furious.
He jumps Japan for being disrespectful, and the two start to wrestle as America cheers from the sidelines. Suddenly, China is too close to him in LOTS of different places, and it’s too much for Japan. He scrambles up, and tries to bow and leave. But before he can, China has jumped up as well, and stops Japan’s retreat by trying to bow back and instead massively head-butting him in the process.
It is silent for a minute, two minutes, three. Then America bursts into laughter, and when China and Japan regain their wits, they crack up too.
By the time the three of them do stop laughing, Japan’s sides are aching in pain, and his back and head are in terrific pain. China helps him to the car, and steals a kiss as a reward before running off.
Japan tries not to feel too happy while he leaves. Nothing special happened today, really!
China was just always full of surprises.
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“I’m going to make China my lover.” Japan announces to America only out of the blue.
America is nothing but optimistic. “Alright! Go for it, man!”
“He can’t possibly say no after I’m done.”
“That’s the spirit!”
“I’m still scared shitless.” He admits.
“Fuck YEAH!!” America cheers, before he realizes what just happens and schools his expression appropriately.
“…Y-you’ll be fine, sheesh. HE loves ya! Go for it!” And America’s coaxing and pushing does the job: China rounds the corner and Japan goes for it.
“China, do you want to go see the new embassy with me?”
“Okay!”
America just stared blankly at Japan as China left.
“It’s a friendly date. See?” Japan tries to say.
But as the weeks went by, Japan still only had the courage to bring China to meetings, or factories, or anything else business related.
“Dude, you gotta do something! Take him to an interesting event! Something weird and out of the ordinary!” America wails.
Japan complies and takes China to a doll convention. And for the next few weeks? Car shows, sushi eating contests, zoos, anime conventions, cooking competitions, wet t-shirt contests, flea markets…
Two months later, Japan and China are still only cordial friends, and America has given up. But out of the blue, China stands up one UN meeting and declares the new creation of the People’s State of China and Japan.
When America finally gets around to asking China when the HECK any of it happened, China just said, “We were at fish market! Complete surprise!”
America sure didn’t understand how in the world Japan thought smelly market stalls with dying fish in them was romantic material at all, but then again, Japan was always full of surprises.
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