Chulu Omegle Convos!
You: heekaru?!
Stranger: i dont spek this language!
You: Oh, I suppose you are not he
You: zat ees a shame
You: I am stuck, you see
Stranger: mmm hmm
You: on ze planet surface
Stranger: go on!
You: of a klingon planet
You: and I need to contact the USS Enterprise
You: My communicator has been jammed
Stranger: oh i see'
Stranger: my my!
You: Yes! Yes!
You: I hawe not seen Meester Spock een days!
Stranger: well, take these spare parts! they may help you on your quest
You: And I am worried for ze rest of ze avay team!
You: Zank you!
You: Hawe you seen Heekaru!?
You: He ees asian
You: and wery wery good looking
Stranger: have not seen your friend, im afraid
You: Yo mayo
You: How vill you leawe, friend?
You: Do you hawe a way off of zis planet?
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i am far into my age
Stranger: i will remain here
You: Are you certain?
You: Ze Keptin vill not mind
You: we can bring you back to earth
You: or vherever you are from
Stranger: yes!
You: Oh, vonderful!
Stranger: oh, you must bring me to Zenon, my home planet!
!
You: I am boy genius, I can fix ze communicator!
You: What spare parts deed you giwe me?!
Stranger: a 2.0 semigirdle transmitter
You: I see
You: Alright....
You: BAM
You: I CAN DO ZHAT!
You: *fixes*
You: yes, now we can beam up
Stranger: YAAAAYYY!!!!!
You: I will bring you back to zenon now!
Stranger: POWWWWW ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!
You: *talks to meester scott, who brings us up along with the away team*
You: YAY
You: YES
You: NOW I CAN GO MAKEOUT WTH MY HOT ASIAN BOYFRIEND HEEKARU!
You: zank you, friend
You: Ze Keptin vill surely bring you back to Zenon
Stranger: OKAY GOOD LUCK!!!!
You: Zank you, friend!
Stranger: TANKS AGAIN!!!!
You: Dude, thanks for playing along!!!
You: Hahaha!!!
Stranger: sureee! lol
Stranger: thats half the fun of this place
You: I know right? Haha
Stranger: hahaha totally
Stranger: im sally, btw
You: Casey
Stranger: (:
You: :)
You: nice talking to ya!
Stranger: u 2!
You: I'm gonna go scare more people now into star trek!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Heekaru?
Stranger: Si
You: Oh, wonderful!
You: Heekaru, zank ze gods!
Stranger: zya
You: I am sorry I crushed your flowers
Stranger: Its okay they were dying
You: Oh, I am so happy you are no longer angry!
You: I know how hard you work on your plants
You: in the botany lab
Stranger: I killed your dog..
You: and I admire zat...
You: Vhat?!
You: He ees back een Russia!
You: How could you do zat?!
Stranger: I was hungry.
You: Vhat?
You: Patrushka?
You: You ate my Patrushka?
Stranger: Yes
You: But vhy?
You: Zere are replicators! And a mess hall!
You: You vent to Russia to eat my dog/
You: ?
Stranger: I was so hungry and she looked so good in the sun
You: Heekaru... Are you drunk again?
You: Last time zees happened you vomited on my uniform pants
Stranger: I quit drinkning.
You: and ze Keptin laughed for weeks
You: Alright... Was eet ze weed again?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Heekaru?
Stranger: hello there love:D
Stranger: lol jk
You: Oh!
You: You got me excited...
You: Hikaru, eet ees not nice to tease
Stranger: aww i'm sorry i take it back! i do love you!
You: Really?
You: YO MAYO!
You: YO MAYO!
You: I NEWER THOUGHT YOU VOULD!
Stranger: lol what?
You: You LOWE ME
You: I LOWE YOU TOO
You: AND I ALWAYS HAWE
You: Don't you realize who zese ees, Heekaru?
Stranger: aww aren't you sweet!
Stranger: um who are you?
You: Eet ees me, Pavel
Stranger: are you a fan of naruto
You: Pavel Chekov
You: ... Are you drunk again?
Stranger: umm no
Stranger: i'm janae
You: Ah
You: You mean.... Zese ees not heekaru?
Stranger: lol ur wierd
Stranger: no i mean janae
You: Janae?
Stranger: yeah
You: Vhat ees zat?
Stranger: that's my name..
You: Oh
You: You are not heekaru
You: he vill newer lowe me
You: :'(
Stranger: D: don't say that, of course he will!!
You: No
Stranger: even though i have no idea
You: He has sat beside me every day
Stranger: what ur talking about
You: at ze conn
You: on the Starship Enterprise
Stranger: Lol um how old are you?
You: ewen when ze Keptin ees sexual and Meester Spock is grumpy
You: I am sewenteen, of course
Stranger: bahaha i'm sorry but that's too funny
Stranger: ahhh i'm 13
You: Ensign Janae, eet has been nice speaking to you
You: I am sorry for confusing you so much
Stranger: lol it's okay
You: (Honey, I was so just kidding. I'm actually an american FEMALE)
You: ( :) Thanks for trying, sweetie)
You have disconnected.
Stranger: SEX
You: Heekaru?
Stranger: with me
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: i do all
Stranger: suck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: duck
Stranger: in pants
You: HEEKARU, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK
Stranger: in tree
Stranger: OBVI
You: YO MAYO
Stranger: I WANT FUCK YOU
You: DADADA
Stranger: MAYO SEX
You: YO MAYO
You: HEEKARU FINALLY
You: I HAVE BEEN MAKING SEX EYES AT YOU FOR WEEKS!
Stranger: YESSS
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: REALLY?????
Stranger: WELL GOOD
Stranger: CAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOUR EYES
You: ... Vill zat hurt?
Stranger: noo
You: Alright
Stranger: i've done it before ;)
You: DA
Stranger: and in the ears
You: I trust you, heekaru :)
Stranger: and i trust yuu Yaoi
You: My name ees Pavel
Stranger: OHHHH
Stranger: FUCK YES
Stranger: PAVEL
You: Didn't you know that?
Stranger: PAVEL
You: Are you drunk again?
Stranger: JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: no
You: You deed not know eet vas me?
Stranger: I fucking high
You: Ah!
Stranger: and tripping on acid
You: White castle!
Stranger: YES
You: DA!
Stranger: HAROLD AND KUMAR
You: DADA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i dont spek this language!
You: Oh, I suppose you are not he
You: zat ees a shame
You: I am stuck, you see
Stranger: mmm hmm
You: on ze planet surface
Stranger: go on!
You: of a klingon planet
You: and I need to contact the USS Enterprise
You: My communicator has been jammed
Stranger: oh i see'
Stranger: my my!
You: Yes! Yes!
You: I hawe not seen Meester Spock een days!
Stranger: well, take these spare parts! they may help you on your quest
You: And I am worried for ze rest of ze avay team!
You: Zank you!
You: Hawe you seen Heekaru!?
You: He ees asian
You: and wery wery good looking
Stranger: have not seen your friend, im afraid
You: Yo mayo
You: How vill you leawe, friend?
You: Do you hawe a way off of zis planet?
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i am far into my age
Stranger: i will remain here
You: Are you certain?
You: Ze Keptin vill not mind
You: we can bring you back to earth
You: or vherever you are from
Stranger: yes!
You: Oh, vonderful!
Stranger: oh, you must bring me to Zenon, my home planet!
!
You: I am boy genius, I can fix ze communicator!
You: What spare parts deed you giwe me?!
Stranger: a 2.0 semigirdle transmitter
You: I see
You: Alright....
You: BAM
You: I CAN DO ZHAT!
You: *fixes*
You: yes, now we can beam up
Stranger: YAAAAYYY!!!!!
You: I will bring you back to zenon now!
Stranger: POWWWWW ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!
You: *talks to meester scott, who brings us up along with the away team*
You: YAY
You: YES
You: NOW I CAN GO MAKEOUT WTH MY HOT ASIAN BOYFRIEND HEEKARU!
You: zank you, friend
You: Ze Keptin vill surely bring you back to Zenon
Stranger: OKAY GOOD LUCK!!!!
You: Zank you, friend!
Stranger: TANKS AGAIN!!!!
You: Dude, thanks for playing along!!!
You: Hahaha!!!
Stranger: sureee! lol
Stranger: thats half the fun of this place
You: I know right? Haha
Stranger: hahaha totally
Stranger: im sally, btw
You: Casey
Stranger: (:
You: :)
You: nice talking to ya!
Stranger: u 2!
You: I'm gonna go scare more people now into star trek!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Heekaru?
Stranger: Si
You: Oh, wonderful!
You: Heekaru, zank ze gods!
Stranger: zya
You: I am sorry I crushed your flowers
Stranger: Its okay they were dying
You: Oh, I am so happy you are no longer angry!
You: I know how hard you work on your plants
You: in the botany lab
Stranger: I killed your dog..
You: and I admire zat...
You: Vhat?!
You: He ees back een Russia!
You: How could you do zat?!
Stranger: I was hungry.
You: Vhat?
You: Patrushka?
You: You ate my Patrushka?
Stranger: Yes
You: But vhy?
You: Zere are replicators! And a mess hall!
You: You vent to Russia to eat my dog/
You: ?
Stranger: I was so hungry and she looked so good in the sun
You: Heekaru... Are you drunk again?
You: Last time zees happened you vomited on my uniform pants
Stranger: I quit drinkning.
You: and ze Keptin laughed for weeks
You: Alright... Was eet ze weed again?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Heekaru?
Stranger: hello there love:D
Stranger: lol jk
You: Oh!
You: You got me excited...
You: Hikaru, eet ees not nice to tease
Stranger: aww i'm sorry i take it back! i do love you!
You: Really?
You: YO MAYO!
You: YO MAYO!
You: I NEWER THOUGHT YOU VOULD!
Stranger: lol what?
You: You LOWE ME
You: I LOWE YOU TOO
You: AND I ALWAYS HAWE
You: Don't you realize who zese ees, Heekaru?
Stranger: aww aren't you sweet!
Stranger: um who are you?
You: Eet ees me, Pavel
Stranger: are you a fan of naruto
You: Pavel Chekov
You: ... Are you drunk again?
Stranger: umm no
Stranger: i'm janae
You: Ah
You: You mean.... Zese ees not heekaru?
Stranger: lol ur wierd
Stranger: no i mean janae
You: Janae?
Stranger: yeah
You: Vhat ees zat?
Stranger: that's my name..
You: Oh
You: You are not heekaru
You: he vill newer lowe me
You: :'(
Stranger: D: don't say that, of course he will!!
You: No
Stranger: even though i have no idea
You: He has sat beside me every day
Stranger: what ur talking about
You: at ze conn
You: on the Starship Enterprise
Stranger: Lol um how old are you?
You: ewen when ze Keptin ees sexual and Meester Spock is grumpy
You: I am sewenteen, of course
Stranger: bahaha i'm sorry but that's too funny
Stranger: ahhh i'm 13
You: Ensign Janae, eet has been nice speaking to you
You: I am sorry for confusing you so much
Stranger: lol it's okay
You: (Honey, I was so just kidding. I'm actually an american FEMALE)
You: ( :) Thanks for trying, sweetie)
You have disconnected.
Stranger: SEX
You: Heekaru?
Stranger: with me
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: i do all
Stranger: suck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: duck
Stranger: in pants
You: HEEKARU, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK
Stranger: in tree
Stranger: OBVI
You: YO MAYO
Stranger: I WANT FUCK YOU
You: DADADA
Stranger: MAYO SEX
You: YO MAYO
You: HEEKARU FINALLY
You: I HAVE BEEN MAKING SEX EYES AT YOU FOR WEEKS!
Stranger: YESSS
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: REALLY?????
Stranger: WELL GOOD
Stranger: CAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOUR EYES
You: ... Vill zat hurt?
Stranger: noo
You: Alright
Stranger: i've done it before ;)
You: DA
Stranger: and in the ears
You: I trust you, heekaru :)
Stranger: and i trust yuu Yaoi
You: My name ees Pavel
Stranger: OHHHH
Stranger: FUCK YES
Stranger: PAVEL
You: Didn't you know that?
Stranger: PAVEL
You: Are you drunk again?
Stranger: JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: no
You: You deed not know eet vas me?
Stranger: I fucking high
You: Ah!
Stranger: and tripping on acid
You: White castle!
Stranger: YES
You: DA!
Stranger: HAROLD AND KUMAR
You: DADA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.