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[january8]

its my birthday sooon..yipeeeeeeeeee!!i spent my hard earned money on a mickey of rum on friday...and then got sick and i havent drunken it yet and its gonna get all warm and nasty...ew.why is reality bites so cool?and check out the "sleepy smily" on msn...when it isnt yawning its face is the funniest thing i have ever seen.and i watched the basketball diarys last night with leo dicaprio and i loved it and it makes you wanna do heroin.i have also decided that i dont like sleeping....its dull.until u wake up the next morning...but i have to do something instead of sleep and my mothers an insommniac so shes always up and listening for my tv...have u ever noticed just how interesting some infomercials are? my favourties are the 70's rock compilations, the one that roger daltrey hosts especially and slim'n'lift tights cuz the ppls reactions are so fake and gooood.oh and a thing to remember: fake sugar ( aka aspartame) is sweeter then real sugar, so dont put 5 packets in ur tea....trust me. theres so much aspartame floating around it doesnt taste like sweet...it just tastes like aspartame.hmmm aspartame. if i have an addiction to anything its definetly tv and aspartame.did u know it stays in ur colon? and i drink so much diet coke and swallow so many pieces of aspartame filled gum that i am going to get colon cancer.dang.have some cough syrup.its a nice high the first coouple of times.take 1/2 a regualar sized bottle....at first u get sleepy and kinda sick ( u did just chugg a bottle of cough syrup) but then u get really light and drunk feeling and u cant shut up.A tips: dont mix with codeine( as a friendly found out) dont drink to much to often ( it just makes u pass out and really sick...) and dont mix favours...its the surest way to throw the $8 u just spent down the toilet ( literally...no not literally....i dunno).enjoy.
ps.read Junkie by William.s.Burroughs and Nausea( or however thats spelt) by Jean-Paul Satre.its hard to get through.
chatty cathy.