Bad to the Boner! 2/7
Title: Bad to the Boner! (Complete), 2/7: All tied up and nowhere to go
Authors: sunwee nos_tylluan rootesie t_mystery01
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: Overall, 19,250. Each chapter 2,250~3,250 words.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Warnings: May contain purple prose, excruciating euphemisms and dreadful dialogue. If it doesn't make you cringe or laugh then we haven't done our jobs properly. Kinks for this chapter: BDSM, butt plugs, alien tech device. General warning here now for the following in a later chapter (highlight to see): dubious consent
Genre: Bad!fic, Crack!fic, PWP, Smut
Summary: Jack needs Ianto and he needs him bad. Luckily, Ianto is ready for him.
Authors' Note: This grew out of a “Bad Fic Challenge” issued by nos_tylluan on Torchwood Forum. The original aim was to write a “deliberately bad fic... in the style of a bodice ripper / Harlequin romance novel with a Torchwood theme.” This is more in the style of badly written porn, but never mind. It made us laugh, anyway. It is a completed fic and will be posted one chapter a day, giving you a full week of baaad smut.
All tied up and nowhere to go
First chapter
Authors: sunwee nos_tylluan rootesie t_mystery01
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: Overall, 19,250. Each chapter 2,250~3,250 words.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Warnings: May contain purple prose, excruciating euphemisms and dreadful dialogue. If it doesn't make you cringe or laugh then we haven't done our jobs properly. Kinks for this chapter: BDSM, butt plugs, alien tech device. General warning here now for the following in a later chapter (highlight to see): dubious consent
Genre: Bad!fic, Crack!fic, PWP, Smut
Summary: Jack needs Ianto and he needs him bad. Luckily, Ianto is ready for him.
Authors' Note: This grew out of a “Bad Fic Challenge” issued by nos_tylluan on Torchwood Forum. The original aim was to write a “deliberately bad fic... in the style of a bodice ripper / Harlequin romance novel with a Torchwood theme.” This is more in the style of badly written porn, but never mind. It made us laugh, anyway. It is a completed fic and will be posted one chapter a day, giving you a full week of baaad smut.
All tied up and nowhere to go
First chapter