Unexpected Guest
Title: Unexpected Guest
Fandoms: Red Dwarf, Torchwood.
Characters: Rimmer, Lister, Kryten, Holly and John (Hart).
Spoilers: None, really.
Disclaimer: I dont own Red Dwarf, or Torchwood.
A/N: Thanks again to my wonderful beta, tempusdominus10 .
'Lister! Come 'ere! It's urgent!' called Rimmer, the hologram with the most.
'Yep, 'cause a time-travelling man is urgent. Right,' Holy could be heard muttering in the background.
'What iz it, Rimma?' Lister was exasperated.
Kryten turned to the lone human; casual as ever. 'What do you believe it is this time, zur?' the mechanoid asked, slightly deadpanned.
''ew knows, it's Rimma; for all we know, he could've found yet another thing to ramble about,'
'I wouldn't count on it, zur,' Kryten replied.
Rimmer shifted towards the doorway as his shipmates arrived. He be beckoned the guest to his side and prepared for their entry.
'Captain John Hart; 51st century and omnisexual,' said visitor remarked, smirking like a trooper as he turned to the arriving team.
'Lister- the last human alive; Kryten- our mechanoid butler,' Rimmer stated, accompanying gesture with words.
'But... who exactly, iz 'ee, Rimmer, zur?'
The hologram ignored him. His glance at the captain was cursory; a smug grin hovering in his reply.
'He'll be staying on our ship for awhile; merely a guest."
'Right--anyone up for some pool... now where's Cat?' Lister said, muttering the latter under his breath.
'And who's this then?! He's even almost as good-lookin' as me!' A voice exclaimed as a man in a suit barged into the room.
'It's always me...why me?' The wannabe Captain muttered, turning away from the scene and leaving the room unnoticed.