The Nude Button.
The Nude Button
Description: One shot Jack and Ianto. The team have been out on a retrieval mission that led them to a weevil nest. Jack finds it amusing to use this new artefact on Ianto.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Warning: Some nudity.
Credits and Disclaimers: I own nothing. Huge thanks to Ashley Bhalla for the idea and for letting me use the character on Nick Jones. One of her own character creations that I’ve grown to know and love. And if you haven’t read her fic with him in it, get your ass over there and read it! It’s called ‘Will My Arms Be Strong Enough’ and it’s brilliant.
This is for Ashley Bhalla.. Cause she gave me the idea, let me use her characters and even gave me a new pairing that matching up to Janto!!
Your a star chuck!!!
‘Right team, you may as well go home. We’ve got what we wanted, so go home and rest. Don’t come in till 11 am tomorrow unless there’s some kind of emergency’ Jack was so much more cheerful than the team had though he should be after the night had just had.
The Rift scanner had alerted the team of some alien technology that had landed on earth. Ianto had managed to track the signal to an abandoned mental asylum on the outskirts of Cardiff. A quick scan of the area showed a nest of about 12 weevils was living inside the now derelict building. Jack, Ianto, John Hart and newly appointed Dr Nick Jones had approached the building fooling instructions from Gwen who had remained in the hub. They had hoped to get in and out of the building without the weevils waking up, but Nick had tripped over a door that was lay flat on the floor, and fallen into the window causing a bang and smash loud enough to wake the dead. John had been knocked unconscious trying to catch Nick.
A weevil ran from the room at the end of the corridor towards Ianto. Ianto was too quick and burst a vial or Anti-Weevil spray on the floor at the weevil’s feet. This gave Jack time to knock out the weevil he was struggling with and get the artefact and run. When they got back to SUV Nick put stitches in the cut Ianto had obtained trying to carry John from the building. Everyone looked worse for wear, but Jack had looked perfectly happy all the way back. A little too happy.
‘What’s gotten into you?’ John asked a curious look on his face ‘Why so happy?’
‘We did well’ Jack said, letting his dazzling grin spread across his handsome face. ‘Don’t question your boss Mr Hart, Especially when he’s giving you the morning off. Now go home, Wait, not you Mr Jones. I would like a word with you before you leave’ his voice suddenly sounding stern.
Gwen got her coat and left without question, Nick held back waiting for John to collect his things, and gave his cousin a reassuring look before leaving. Ianto sat at his desk saying goodbye and waiting for Jack to call him into his office.
‘Ianto, come up now please’
Ianto tentatively walked up to the office and knocked on the door.
‘Come in’ Jacks voice was unreadable.
Ianto walked into Jacks neat and bare office to see Jack had his back to him.
‘Is there a problem, Jack?’ Ianto asked, keeping his voice normal.
Jack turned on his swivelling chair to reveal his large grin and the cheeky glimmer in his eye.
He held up his the artefact they had retrieved that evening. This was the first time Ianto had looked at it properly. It was made of slick black metal, with a mint green button in the centre.
‘Do you know what this is Mr Jones?’ Jack smiled, his voice sounding amused.
‘No, I have no idea’ Ianto looked confused ‘but by your voice I’m guessing that you do?’
‘I do. This Mr Jones is a Teraglacon searching device. It allows the Teraglac police to eliminate any weaponry its enemy may be concealing’
Ianto looked utterly baffled at this statement. ‘How does it do that?’
The cheeky glimmer in Jacks eyes flashed again. A huge grin spreading across his handsome face. ‘Ill demonstrate’ said Jack his voice sounding flirtier than ever.
Jack pointed the device at Ianto and pressed the button.
Ianto felt suddenly cold, and looked down to find himself completely naked. Ianto struggled to cover himself up and started to blush.
‘Who, what, who, why.. Jack, Where the hell are my clothes?!?’ Ianto stuttered at Jack, nervously looking around the office.
Jack stood up and looked Ianto up and down taking in the sight before him and said playfully ‘They aren’t coming back any time soon’
Ianto raised his eyebrow at Jack.
‘This is The Nude Button, Ianto. In my eyes, one of the universes best inventions’
Ianto looked at jack and smiled, allowing the same flash of cheekiness to run across his eyes, and a devilish grin spreading across his face.
He reached for The Nude Button and pointed it at Jack. Watching Jacks clothes disappear, he turned and said ‘Anyone for naked Hide and Seek?’