Beware the ninja warriors!

Aug 27, 2008 12:41


Clifton Police arrest Ninjas

On Wednesday at 2:35 a.m. police officers approached a car parked in the left lane of Route 46 east and found two Clifton men dressed in black claiming to be Ninjas. The men were wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows and nunchucks, said detective Capt. Robert Rowan

The two men, Jesse Trojaniak, 19, and Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20, told police they were "modern day Ninjas" also called Shinobi Warriors on their way to deliver warning letters to known drug dealers and drug users to stop their "impure" activities. They told police they planned to leave the letters on the front doors of these individuals they had singled out.

The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified, yet merciful force."

In the letter, the two men accused drug dealers and users of having "committed sin of passing impurity" to others and that the "wind guides us to those of impure heart and intent."

I wonder if I've met them...

When I first read this it sounded like the beginning of a Law & Order episode.

*2 bodies lie in pools of blood, with martial arts weapons scattered around them*
M.E.: It looks like they were both shot with a 9mm from about 15 feet away.
Green: It looks like they were trying to blend in using this fake pizza delivery car.
Briscoe:  I guess they should have ordered take-out.
*fade to opening credits*

w-w-what?!

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