well, why the hell not? I never...

[janowar]

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I'VE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I'VE NEVER TIED SOMEONE ELSE UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (AS A BABY WE ALL DID)
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(_) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(this deserves half a check...) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX HANGING FROM THE CEILING IN A LEATHER STUDDED HARNESS
(_) I NEVER STOLE MONEY FROM MY PARENTS
(X) I NEVER HAVE CALLED ANYONE A FUCKWAD TO THEIR FACE big empty space
(X) I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE
(X) I NEVER TOOK A DRAMA CLASS
(_) I NEVER LIED TO SOMEONE BECAUSE THE TRUTH SCARED ME SO MUCH
(_) I NEVER HAD MY HEART BROKEN
(_) I NEVER TOOK CANDY FROM A STRANGER