[Star Wars][Fanfic][Timetravel][FFN] "Twisted Realities" by Shady-777
OK, so there's a lot more to this story and it's all funny, but I like this particular excerpt the best. xDDD Yeah, couldn't stop laughing for a while after I read this. x333 Yes, the lines immediately preceding this and following this were funny as, as well but... yeah.
“ Yeah, well what’s your plan? Get these people killed instead of rescue your friends and save our realities? No wonder your father was so disappointed in you. You haven’t even been born yet in my reality, and already I’m disappointed in you.”
“ Oh you’re disappointed in me? ” Luke threw back with equal passion, “ Let’s talk about Darth Vader, shall we? And I don’t mean the one that co-rules the Empire with Vulcanus.” His voice took on a deep, guttural sound, like maybe he had a severe case of asthma and had been trying to cure it by gargling with gravel for the past fifty years, “ Luke, I am your father. Turn to the dark side with me and we’ll both be good little pets for Palpatine. It is pointless to resist. Rawr! ”
Yeaaaaah. It's currently holidays... but some holidays this is. I'm aware that I'm in uni, it's third year, but still... a short break would be nice. But noooo... instead I'm bashing my head against the wall over the st00pid projects - argh, why won't you just work?! And here I was thinking after last semester that Communications or telecommunications would be a nice field to get into and then I get slapped with two data communication projects that absolutely refuse to cooperate! $#%(*^ demodulators... Hah, so not building any more radios in the future. Somebody else with infinite more patience than me can build one and I'll buy it off of them. Or something.
*Mwahz~*
#Janneia
“ Yeah, well what’s your plan? Get these people killed instead of rescue your friends and save our realities? No wonder your father was so disappointed in you. You haven’t even been born yet in my reality, and already I’m disappointed in you.”
“ Oh you’re disappointed in me? ” Luke threw back with equal passion, “ Let’s talk about Darth Vader, shall we? And I don’t mean the one that co-rules the Empire with Vulcanus.” His voice took on a deep, guttural sound, like maybe he had a severe case of asthma and had been trying to cure it by gargling with gravel for the past fifty years, “ Luke, I am your father. Turn to the dark side with me and we’ll both be good little pets for Palpatine. It is pointless to resist. Rawr! ”
Yeaaaaah. It's currently holidays... but some holidays this is. I'm aware that I'm in uni, it's third year, but still... a short break would be nice. But noooo... instead I'm bashing my head against the wall over the st00pid projects - argh, why won't you just work?! And here I was thinking after last semester that Communications or telecommunications would be a nice field to get into and then I get slapped with two data communication projects that absolutely refuse to cooperate! $#%(*^ demodulators... Hah, so not building any more radios in the future. Somebody else with infinite more patience than me can build one and I'll buy it off of them. Or something.
*Mwahz~*
#Janneia