Doctor Who Fanfiction
My friend Trista and I were chatting on Facebook(about Doctor Who, as usual)and somehow our conversation turned into a Doctor Who fanfiction! :D
The story is about Doctor Nine(aka my absolute favorite)and Rose and in Instant Messaging format.
Janna: lol yeah some of us are pretty weird...and most likely are some kind of alien...like my sis Ruth! She is so nasty most of the time I swear she's either a Slitheen or the reincarnation of Cassandra!!! :P
Trista: LOL im sure she doesnt mind being called Cassandra. haha.
Janna: actually she doesn't...but she does get offended being called a Slitheen :P
Trista: LOL wow. werid.
Janna: yeah I know...maybe I should throw some vinegar on her and see what happens :P
Trista: haha that'd be an intersting youtube video.
Janna: lol yeah...especially when she explodes into green slime and covers the camera! :P
Trista: lol eww. that would be hard to explain to everyone.
Janna: yeah I know...and imagine the mess! green slime everywhere...my mom would freak :P
Trista: the sonic screwdriver couldnt even clean all of that up!
Janna: nope I don't think it would either. Slitheen slime everywhere? more mess than even ten screwdrivers could clean up! :P
Trista: make the Daleks do it! cruel and unusual punishiment.
Janna: yes!!! great idea!!!! Oh! and the Cybermen too!!! :D
Trista: hehe yes them as wel. Bad Dalek go clean up the mess!
Janna: oh yes!!! hey, maybe the clockwork things too! and Lynda with a "y"!!!! :D
Trista: can't forget the Ood they make the perfect servents(almost). hahaha
Lynda:Why am I even here?
Janna: cause you made the Bad Wolf mad!
Lynda: the Bad what?
*Rose appears as Bad Wolf*
Rose: I am the Bad Wolf. Fear me.
Lynda: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
9DW:bad Wolf! *hits Rose with a rolled up newspaper*.
Bad Wolf Rose: GRRRRRR!!!!
9DW: Oh great, now I have to kiss you. C'mere...
*super Time Lord snog*
Normal Rose: *swoon*
9DW: hmm weird, I don't have to regenerate! :D
Rose:you may not have to change but I have too. *turns into Rose from Titanic*.
9DW: Rose?!
Rose:Thats my name! hey wait your're not Jack!!
9DW:That crazy fangirl was right you do like Jack over me! ):
Rose: well we've only just met!
9DW: Turn back to my Rose right now!!! *cries*
Rose: um...
Rose: Hey why don't you turn into Jack!
DW9: No way am I turning into a wacko innuendo-talking former Time Agent!
Rose: ???????
9DW: Dont you ???? me!
Rose: But I'm just a confused girl from the 20th centeruy!
9DW: At least you are a ginger.
Rose: Wow you must not have had fancy book learnings. My name is Rose.
DW9: oh I give up!!!!
*drags Rose to The TARDIS*
Rose: what is that?!?!?!?
DW9: The TARDIS
Rose: the what?
DW9: The TARDIS
Rose: The WHAT?!?!
DW9: oh...
*kisses Rose again*
Rose: MMMPH!!!
Rose: *Time Lord slap*.
9DW:not sure I diserved that.
Rose looked around the TARDIS and said. "you should clean up here more".
DW9: Oi! The TARDIS does it!
Rose: well she's not very good, is she?
*The TARDIS shocks Rose*
Rose: OW!!!
DW9: *snickers*
*Rose slaps him again*
DW9: I may have deserved that one
Rose:Well now what?
9DW: uhh Idk My BFF Rose?
Rose: Whats a Bff? I dont know what IDK means?
TARDIS: Idk=I dont know. bff=best freind forever.
Rose: But I'm NOT his friend!
DW9: No, you're not my BFF Rose...I want her back! *sniff*
Rose: what?
TARDIS: you used to be his BFF Rose
Rose: ?!?!?!
9DW: At least I still have you TARDIS. *pets TARDIS*.
TARDIS: *purr*.
Rose: OK why cant you use the flying thing here and take me back to the Titanic?
Rusaell T Davis: NO you have to wait till "the voyage of the damned"!
Rose: The WHAT????
DW9: Tennant's episode about his trip to the Titanic
Rose: huh? whos Tennant?
DW9: would you just turn back to my Rose already?!
Rose: not till you tell me who Tenent is!
9Dw: hes the next Doctor!
Rose:Who?
9Dw:exactly!
Rose:?????!!!
DW9: He's the next Doctor Who
Rose: Who did what?
DW9: *completely exasperated sigh*
Rose: WHAT?! All I did was ask you who Tennant is!
DW9: And I told you!
Rose: no you didn't!
DW9: Yes I did! He's the next Doctor Who
Rose: Who did WHAT?!?!
9DW: *clams down and explains about his life*.
Rose: OHHH! WHAT?!
DW9: *whams head against TARDIS over and over*
Rose: Huh? What did I say?
DW9: Ughhh!!! Big headache
Rose: Then perhaps you shouldn't hit your head against your little ship
TARDIS: GRRRR *shocks Rose again*
Rose: What was that for?
TARDIS: she is the worst Fangirl ever!!
Rose:Whats a fangirl? and what does it resemble keeping oneself cool?
9DW: THATS IT!
*DW9 grabs his sonic screwdriver*
Rose: um what is that?
DW9: a sonic screwdriver
Rose: huh?
DW9: ugh...
*points the screwdriver at Rose*
Rose: OHH SHINY!!
*DW9 tries to make it work but it didnt*
DW9: WHY!?!
Rose:Just lucky I guess.
*DW9 hits himself on the head with the sonic screwdriver*
DW9: ow...
Rose: *laughs*
DW9: HEY! No laughing! I'm a Time Lord, I am not to be laughed at!!!
Rose: *snickers*
*DW9 glares at her*