R.I.P. Royal Caribbean: Independence of the Seas
I’m still not sure why we had to destroy our old ship. I really liked it and we were just barely able to start using the pools again. =( While canons are a pretty important part of being a pirate, we were doing okay with dropping slot machines on the enemies heads. I’m just glad we didn’t have “risky dice” there because our ship would have been sunk ages ago and Killua would have slot machine shards stuck in his forehead. Leorio says he’s got a gambling problem.
Anyhow, our new ship is a clipper, and it’s a pretty good size and it has cannons. Badou-san would be glad… he was going to join our crew wasn’t he? I can’t remember. If he doesn’t, does that mean Killua doesn’t get a gold star? Haha then I’ll be in the lead again!
Anyhow, here’s a picture of our new ship. Isn’t she a beauty?
We also have our pirate flag now. Look look! My fishing pole is on it!
Killua, Oishi-san and I have been working on the Sweet Death Crew's pirate song too! Its even better than the Hunter Ondo and Hibari-san's Namimori song.
It’s not finished or anything, we’re missing some verses for members, but here’s what we have so far!
Raise up the mighty black and white,
The colors of the day and night,
You'll shake in fear at the very sight,
Of the flag of the Sweet Death Crew.
Yeah scurvy dog, remember us now?
We're the Sweet Death Crew and rejoicing's allowed!
So raise your voices and sing it loud
The song of the Sweet Death Crew!
We're dashing, smashing crashing and bold,
We'll conquer your ship and steal from your hold!
We'll take every last bit of silver and gold
Because we are the Sweet Death Crew
You may run and hide but we'll find you, no hitches
As we loom nearer you will wet your britches
And you'll fight but you'll lose for a reason which is
You can't beat the Sweet Death Crew
As the ocean cools liter by liter,
You'll soon discover that nothing is sweeter
Than finding inside a solid gold heater
In each room of the Sweet Death Crew
Our Captain is tough and his mind is top notch;
It's your grave he's digging with plots within plots.
Be wary seafarer it's your back you should watch;
for Captain Mello of the Sweet Death Crew.
Sweet is the key when you visit the galley.
Our cook may be nice but you shouldn't dally,
Or you may wake up in some strange dark alley.
Tohru belongs to the Sweet Death Crew.
Tending to wounds and checking our health,
Oishi's our medic but he's still got stealth.
A pirate at heart he'll steal all your wealth;
Glory for the Sweet Death Crew!
Gon is the nice one, he's glad to be friends
Just don't hurt his crew or he'll surely send
His fists of fury at you to defend
His mates on the Sweet Death Crew
Beware our Claire and don’t bemoan,
When he decides to crush your bones,
And send you off to Davy Jones,
Our loose cannon on the Sweet Death Crew
“He’s innocent” you might assume,
But in his eyes you’ll see your doom,
He can put you in a watery tomb,
Killua of the Sweet Death Crew
Matt enjoys all fun and games,
And from your mouths he’ll force your names,
Your ship will then go down in flames,
You’ll be played by the Sweet Death Crew
He’s our crewman named Jacuzzi Splot,
He might moan and whine and cry a lot,
But threaten his crew and you may get shot
He stands strong for the Sweet Death Crew
OOOOR I came up with two =D Jacuzzi-san you can pick which one you like best, Killua wanted to rhyme stuff with ‘slave labor’ but I think you’ve done a good enough job proving you’re useful and can have your own verse.
Jacuzzi, what a crybaby boy,
Of course we think it’s all a ploy,
That gun of his sure ain’t no toy,
Tricky group that Sweet Death Crew
You may sweetly surrender,
Our ship, we’ll defend her,
We’ll stamp ‘return to sender’
Because we are the Sweet Death Crew
Now we need verses for Roxas-kun, Firo-san, Eriol-kun, Kirihara-san, Near-kun and if Badou-san is joining we’ll need one for him too.
Anyhow, our new ship is a clipper, and it’s a pretty good size and it has cannons. Badou-san would be glad… he was going to join our crew wasn’t he? I can’t remember. If he doesn’t, does that mean Killua doesn’t get a gold star? Haha then I’ll be in the lead again!
Anyhow, here’s a picture of our new ship. Isn’t she a beauty?
We also have our pirate flag now. Look look! My fishing pole is on it!
Killua, Oishi-san and I have been working on the Sweet Death Crew's pirate song too! Its even better than the Hunter Ondo and Hibari-san's Namimori song.
It’s not finished or anything, we’re missing some verses for members, but here’s what we have so far!
Raise up the mighty black and white,
The colors of the day and night,
You'll shake in fear at the very sight,
Of the flag of the Sweet Death Crew.
Yeah scurvy dog, remember us now?
We're the Sweet Death Crew and rejoicing's allowed!
So raise your voices and sing it loud
The song of the Sweet Death Crew!
We're dashing, smashing crashing and bold,
We'll conquer your ship and steal from your hold!
We'll take every last bit of silver and gold
Because we are the Sweet Death Crew
You may run and hide but we'll find you, no hitches
As we loom nearer you will wet your britches
And you'll fight but you'll lose for a reason which is
You can't beat the Sweet Death Crew
As the ocean cools liter by liter,
You'll soon discover that nothing is sweeter
Than finding inside a solid gold heater
In each room of the Sweet Death Crew
Our Captain is tough and his mind is top notch;
It's your grave he's digging with plots within plots.
Be wary seafarer it's your back you should watch;
for Captain Mello of the Sweet Death Crew.
Sweet is the key when you visit the galley.
Our cook may be nice but you shouldn't dally,
Or you may wake up in some strange dark alley.
Tohru belongs to the Sweet Death Crew.
Tending to wounds and checking our health,
Oishi's our medic but he's still got stealth.
A pirate at heart he'll steal all your wealth;
Glory for the Sweet Death Crew!
Gon is the nice one, he's glad to be friends
Just don't hurt his crew or he'll surely send
His fists of fury at you to defend
His mates on the Sweet Death Crew
Beware our Claire and don’t bemoan,
When he decides to crush your bones,
And send you off to Davy Jones,
Our loose cannon on the Sweet Death Crew
“He’s innocent” you might assume,
But in his eyes you’ll see your doom,
He can put you in a watery tomb,
Killua of the Sweet Death Crew
Matt enjoys all fun and games,
And from your mouths he’ll force your names,
Your ship will then go down in flames,
You’ll be played by the Sweet Death Crew
He’s our crewman named Jacuzzi Splot,
He might moan and whine and cry a lot,
But threaten his crew and you may get shot
He stands strong for the Sweet Death Crew
OOOOR I came up with two =D Jacuzzi-san you can pick which one you like best, Killua wanted to rhyme stuff with ‘slave labor’ but I think you’ve done a good enough job proving you’re useful and can have your own verse.
Jacuzzi, what a crybaby boy,
Of course we think it’s all a ploy,
That gun of his sure ain’t no toy,
Tricky group that Sweet Death Crew
You may sweetly surrender,
Our ship, we’ll defend her,
We’ll stamp ‘return to sender’
Because we are the Sweet Death Crew
Now we need verses for Roxas-kun, Firo-san, Eriol-kun, Kirihara-san, Near-kun and if Badou-san is joining we’ll need one for him too.