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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeriesthey had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed aprivate concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
a joke my dad sent me today. hah
went and got josh with ted.
half of a stupid Mtv show
went to kiki's, smoked
thank you ant;D
came home
it's 3 i wrote my dad an e-mail and ted if for some reason you read this before you go to bed or before you go to work tomorrow.. you have to come to my house first!!
no worries
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed aprivate concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
a joke my dad sent me today. hah
went and got josh with ted.
half of a stupid Mtv show
went to kiki's, smoked
thank you ant;D
came home
it's 3 i wrote my dad an e-mail and ted if for some reason you read this before you go to bed or before you go to work tomorrow.. you have to come to my house first!!
no worries