Sex Meme
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There is one or two, ... if I wasn't married.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever it happens, it happens.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side, near the window
4. Do you masturbate?
I'm a guy, so of course. Show me a guy who claims he doesn't, and I'll show you a liar!
5. How often? Lately?
It varies from time to time. Haven't had to recently, since the wife is home.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not once.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
It's so much fun once you find the right position.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Once again, I'm a guy ...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Little of Both.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Friendly love.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I haven't met them in person so far.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, money can always come later.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Nipples, Biting and oral.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Uhhh ... a bed?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Out in the woods.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, a really crappy one. It'll also be the last one I'll go to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nor for any reason.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, and bought a few "things" with the wife.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
My wife does.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Ask my wife.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I know of.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
X3 Yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Whatever works at the time.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Whatever works at the time.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Maybe?