Jun 20, 2007 17:32
Back when I went to How to be a Total Bitch school, I was sick the day we learned that the best way to deal with conflict is to piss and moan and shit-talk to everyone but the person you have issues with. It set me back severely, and I ended up dropping out before we even got to the lessons about how to claim any boy you think is cute, even if you never talk to him and long before anyone covered how to use the internet to stalk people and that it's okay to drive by houses any time of the day or night if you think your crush might be there.
I did a lot better in How to be a Snarky Asshole school, and there were a lot more boys.
Gossip and backstabbing takes too much work. It's easier to say, "fuck you, I'm not going to fight over a boy who listens to Buckcherry."
Honestly, who listens to Buckcherry?