game of thrones 3x02, dark wings dark words

[janie_tangerine]

aaaand YES I'M DOING REVIEWS AGAIN REGULARLY I'M PROUD OF MYSELF okay down to business now.

premise: no Theon hating k? Just not. Thanks. Also: possible book spoilers though I'm trying to keep it light so thread carefully.

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[janie_tangerine]

Talisa is tbh the proof that these people couldn't write anything in the mindset of asoiaf in the first place because regardless of anything else, she's a total Mary Sue which couldn't even exist in the books because THERE AREN'T MARY SUES IN THE BOOKS. I mean she's like so *perfect* and *shiny* and *everything awesome* and she has the *love story* with the *protagonist* (sorta), and.. that's the fucking point, that shit doesn't happen in asoiaf damn it, the Mary Sue DOESN'T EXIST XDD I really hope she's a Lannister spy even if it makes Robb look even more stupid *facepalm*, but until now she's basically been lovey-dovey with him (meh), done what Catelyn should have been doing all along (rage) and basically just - I can't. I gained a new appreciation for Jeyne Westerling like you can't even imagine, lol.

And yesss Arya hasn't killed anyone else as far as I remember. And Sandor showed up too soon =_='' idg what they're doing with the timeline. .... also don't ever remind me that Gendry and Mel could be a thing okay - JUST MAKE ME FORGET IT XDDDD I CAN'T EVEN. Well, I'm prepared to horrible shit/changes, but NOT FOR THAT TBH

♥ my pleasure ;) <333

[the_crazy_freak]

Speaking of Talisa being a spy, have you seen that video analysis of this theory on Youtube then?

Also, wait what?!! Gendry/Mel?!! I don't remember anything like that happening in the books. Is this a fan thing?! Or do people suspect there might be some chance of it on the show or?!! O____O

Sorry for butting in, btw. ^^;

[janie_tangerine]

No problem XD

Talisa: nope, I haven't! Mmmh interesting, I'm gonna have to look that up... and to think that if I hope that she is then I'm also hoping Robb leaves *that* kind of bad image to the posterity - you fucked up the war BECAUSE YOU FELL FOR A SPY? *facepalm*

Er apparently it happens in one of the trailers. I've seen like two of them because I was trying to stay unspoiled so I have no clue of how/when/if it's happening, but... it's apparently a thing. Idek. Really. I actually live in terror of the moment it happens, if it does XD (but if it's in the trailer I suppose it does D:)

[the_crazy_freak]

Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsTVnZm9hFg

I think it's a very well thought out theory, but I feel like the writers weren't quite as smart as this and they're probably just coincidences, but I guess you never know.

Oh my god, PLEASE NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS THE WORST THING SINCE TALISA!!! fuck

[janie_tangerine]

Yeah I'm afraid that the writers aren't smart enough for that - they could have just kept the original storyline if they wanted to keep the 'there's a Lannister spy/person who works with Tywin right next to Robb' angle right? Idk if she's a spy I'd like it better because it'd give that fucking character a semblance of sense, but if it's true then.. like, Robb, could you look like more of an idiot? Meh. Sigh. My favorite character should have been Tyrion, I'd have been safe from heartbreak/OOCness/THIS.

... I really hope that it's a dream or some elaborate trolling tbh. Or that it results in nothing. I really really DON'T ever want it to happen. D: