fic, SPN: lovingly crafted and tenderly packaged (Dean/Castiel, others), NC17

[janie_tangerine]

Title: lovingly crafted and tenderly packaged
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel, Balthazar, Sam
Word count: ∼17400
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: none as it's as AU as it's ever going to get.
Warnings: mentions of an attempted suicide.
Disclaimer: nothing in this belongs to me. End of story. Heck, I made the title from e-mails that an online shirts shop

Comments

[mulder200]

Castiel doesn’t add anything (and wonders why the lube wasn’t fancy - maybe because it’s not flavored?) and pays for Balthazar’s lunch.

That night, he puts half of that bottle on his palm and uses it to jerk off, imagining that the hand belongs to someone else. There’s a reason he used the lube - because he doesn’t use it normally, while jerking himself off.

It doesn’t work as much as he had hoped, but he still comes with Dean’s face in his mind.

He’s screwed. So totally screwed.

Yes, you are but in a good way!

And Wow! Talk about surprises!

[janie_tangerine]

Oh it's totally in a good way, he just doesn't know it at this point. ;)

[janie_tangerine]

DON'T TELL ME. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 4000 WORDS. See what I mean when I say that I'm crap at keeping things short. ;) And ehe, I hope you like it when you get down to it! And LOL. Apparently Balthazar having that job is the best idea I had in the last ten years considering the response until now ;)

[e0wyn]

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Un commento più coerente sarà a seguire, quando avrò letto la seconda parte... sappi che fino a qui l'adoro e ho passato praticamente tutto il tempo a leggere con un grosso sorriso stampato in faccia <3

[janie_tangerine]

Mah. MI PIACE LA TUA INCOERENZA. ;) ;)

Lol benissimo, era esattamente l'effetto che speravo avesse ♥

[abbylover23]

OMG this isamazing! i started reading it at work and i am SO GLAD i got home and got my internet back before i realised there was a PART II, i would have been on needle edge all afternoon with the desire to know what happens when they speak.

*RUNS TO READ PART THE SECOND JOYOUSLY*

[shabbytiger]

I adore this fic. And am so grateful its actually got a part two. Am off to read now. Balthazar and a sex shop? Cas having his own tee shirt biz-its just, it makes sense, the whole freaking thing is genius. Runs off to read more. PS It's a testamant to how much I enjoyed this so far that I am writing this when I could be reading after that ending.

[janie_tangerine]

Aw, thanks! :D glad that this worked for you and that the characterizations/re-casting did as well. ;)