the vampire porn 2x20, the last day
.... this show, I don't even know. MY MIND IS BLOWN.
1. WHAT THE FUCK I'M STILL SHAKING OVER TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING. I DON'T EVEN - WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT IS THIS.
2. First: DAMON. DAAAMOOON. YOU. I CAN'T. AAARGH.
Ah well, they'll find a way to save his ass. Julie Plec can rant about not popular decisions in interviews, but everyone and their house walls knows that if Damon dies this show doesn't work anymore, so I'm not really that worried about him surviving someway. BUT I JUST HAVE NO IDEA HOW AND OH-MY-GOD DAMON YOU CAN BE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED IDIOT BUT I'LL NEVER NOT LOVE YOU. Poor baby, all his plans get fucked. Also damn he could have trusted Elijah, couldn't he. :(((
3. Paul Wesley you look pretty. Also STEFAN/ELENA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I'M SHIPPING YOU AND HOW WEIRD IT'S MAKING ME FEEL. They're so precious I want to squish them forever.
4. Also HALLELUJAH/AMEN about Elena's speech on not wanting to be a vampire because she's freaking seventeen and has a life in front of her. WELL DONE. No one would be so on board with eternal life at that age.
5. TYLER YOUR NEW HAIR SUITS YOU. A LOT.
6. Also uhmmmm sorry but one thing, I'm sure that I probably missed things while emitting dolphin noises, but the wolf in the cellar isn't supposed to be Jules? Like, if Caroline and Matt ran from Tyler who turned in the middle of the forest how the heck could Tyler be in the cellar later? Am I missing something? (because uhm, Tyler killing Jules and saving the day in order to save Matt & Caroline would be awesome.)
7. Also is Matt finally coming to terms with shit? Because I like, if that happens. I can go back to ship Tyler/Matt/Caroline in the most awesome multispecies triangle evar.
8. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT ALARIC WHO'S FINALLY GETTING BACK TO BADASS AND TO HIMSELF. ALSO I LOL-ED AT JENNA RECOGNIZING HIM FROM THEIR BED SHENINGANS.
ALSO.
9. LET'S TALK ABOUT A SECOND ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP WHICH NEVER LETS ME DOWN. DAMON/ALARIC YOU TWO. 'I FUCKED UP'. 'YES YOU DID'. 'I NEED TO BOTCH THE ENTIRE THING'. 'WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?'. THEY'RE SO IN SYNC. AND ALARIC INVITED DAMON INTO HIS HOUSE YESSS that's going to be convenient. I. Uh. I just. MY SHIP IT SATISFIES ME SO MUCH.
10. Klaus you evil sob ;______; I'll take Elijah over you any day. Tho I'm glad his witch is dead. I hated his face.
11. Katherine, I still don't get what you're trying to do but whatevs.
12. So. JENNA IS A VAMPIRE NOW? WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING FUCK. Or well, a transitioning vampire. Argh. I'm starting to really get ready to her biting it. I really don't see how the hell she's going to survive unless she turns, but then again EVERYONE IS A VAMPIRE except Matt if she does and... ARGH I DON'T WANT JENNA TO DIE ;___; she's awesome. Then again if it means that Alaric sticks around I'll take it. But damn I'm getting ready for a bloodbath here.
13. Anyway, Caroline, why so awesome. <3333 your mom, not so much. Can't someone return her the memories Caroline wiped in 2x06?
14. Anyway. If you look at the titles for next two episodes (which by the way congrats writers, you know your literature) I'm starting to fear. Okay last one is most probably about Damon considering the lovely situation he's in. Oh dear. I'm not liking the implications considering what they stole the title from. OH SHOW HOW DO YOU MAKE ME WORRY SO.
15. In conclusion I need to be doing uni stuff and work on fic and stop gushing about this but damn this show got so good I can barely believe it. I'll be here shaking and waiting for the last two.
Also considering what's happening on SPN next week - damn, I won't survive. Or maybe I will. Idek. I like that they make me feel so totally mindfucked though.
1. WHAT THE FUCK I'M STILL SHAKING OVER TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING. I DON'T EVEN - WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT IS THIS.
2. First: DAMON. DAAAMOOON. YOU. I CAN'T. AAARGH.
Ah well, they'll find a way to save his ass. Julie Plec can rant about not popular decisions in interviews, but everyone and their house walls knows that if Damon dies this show doesn't work anymore, so I'm not really that worried about him surviving someway. BUT I JUST HAVE NO IDEA HOW AND OH-MY-GOD DAMON YOU CAN BE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED IDIOT BUT I'LL NEVER NOT LOVE YOU. Poor baby, all his plans get fucked. Also damn he could have trusted Elijah, couldn't he. :(((
3. Paul Wesley you look pretty. Also STEFAN/ELENA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I'M SHIPPING YOU AND HOW WEIRD IT'S MAKING ME FEEL. They're so precious I want to squish them forever.
4. Also HALLELUJAH/AMEN about Elena's speech on not wanting to be a vampire because she's freaking seventeen and has a life in front of her. WELL DONE. No one would be so on board with eternal life at that age.
5. TYLER YOUR NEW HAIR SUITS YOU. A LOT.
6. Also uhmmmm sorry but one thing, I'm sure that I probably missed things while emitting dolphin noises, but the wolf in the cellar isn't supposed to be Jules? Like, if Caroline and Matt ran from Tyler who turned in the middle of the forest how the heck could Tyler be in the cellar later? Am I missing something? (because uhm, Tyler killing Jules and saving the day in order to save Matt & Caroline would be awesome.)
7. Also is Matt finally coming to terms with shit? Because I like, if that happens. I can go back to ship Tyler/Matt/Caroline in the most awesome multispecies triangle evar.
8. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT ALARIC WHO'S FINALLY GETTING BACK TO BADASS AND TO HIMSELF. ALSO I LOL-ED AT JENNA RECOGNIZING HIM FROM THEIR BED SHENINGANS.
ALSO.
9. LET'S TALK ABOUT A SECOND ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP WHICH NEVER LETS ME DOWN. DAMON/ALARIC YOU TWO. 'I FUCKED UP'. 'YES YOU DID'. 'I NEED TO BOTCH THE ENTIRE THING'. 'WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?'. THEY'RE SO IN SYNC. AND ALARIC INVITED DAMON INTO HIS HOUSE YESSS that's going to be convenient. I. Uh. I just. MY SHIP IT SATISFIES ME SO MUCH.
10. Klaus you evil sob ;______; I'll take Elijah over you any day. Tho I'm glad his witch is dead. I hated his face.
11. Katherine, I still don't get what you're trying to do but whatevs.
12. So. JENNA IS A VAMPIRE NOW? WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING FUCK. Or well, a transitioning vampire. Argh. I'm starting to really get ready to her biting it. I really don't see how the hell she's going to survive unless she turns, but then again EVERYONE IS A VAMPIRE except Matt if she does and... ARGH I DON'T WANT JENNA TO DIE ;___; she's awesome. Then again if it means that Alaric sticks around I'll take it. But damn I'm getting ready for a bloodbath here.
13. Anyway, Caroline, why so awesome. <3333 your mom, not so much. Can't someone return her the memories Caroline wiped in 2x06?
14. Anyway. If you look at the titles for next two episodes (which by the way congrats writers, you know your literature) I'm starting to fear. Okay last one is most probably about Damon considering the lovely situation he's in. Oh dear. I'm not liking the implications considering what they stole the title from. OH SHOW HOW DO YOU MAKE ME WORRY SO.
15. In conclusion I need to be doing uni stuff and work on fic and stop gushing about this but damn this show got so good I can barely believe it. I'll be here shaking and waiting for the last two.
Also considering what's happening on SPN next week - damn, I won't survive. Or maybe I will. Idek. I like that they make me feel so totally mindfucked though.