the vampire porn 2x16 'the house guest' // spn 6x15 'the french mistake'
Eee joint reviews of doom are back!
1. So clearly as soon as someone clues Matt in, it ends bad. And just when Caroline had managed to get back with him. :((((
2. That said Caroline singing Eternal Flame was.. well that scene was extra sweet and I loved it but ETERNAL FLAME? *snort*
3. Stefan/Elena: how so badass adorable.
4. Jeremy/Bonnie getting the green light: I LIKE.
5. Damon not kissing Katherine at the end made me SO FREAKING HAPPY I COULD HAVE HUGGED HIM. Okay I always could have, but.
6. Alaaaric you're too precious for this world.
7. Jenna was awesome this round as well. Come on people. Clue her iin.
8. I'm totally betting that Katherine doesn't have good intentions but I guess everyone thinks that.
8b. I want Nina Dobrev's job. It's the best job ever. Seriously.
9. Wizard guy is an hypocrite. Sorry but HE was the one deciding to revive Elijah, HE was the one using his kid to do it instead of the contrary, HE was the one telling his kid to kill Katherine even if they knew that Damon was in the house and HE was the one not telling his kid to just fuck off when they realized that reviving Elijah wasn't going to be easy. And it's not like Damon knew who was it, so it's not like he burned up the kid knowing he was doing it.
And then mr Wizard guy goes trying to kill everyone else because it's THEIR fault if his kid died? Good riddance, sorry. :/
^ that part riled me up a bit, mm.
10. In conclusion: not as awesome as last week but OMG VPORN YOU DELIVER AND I LIKE IT.
**
And now on to SPN or what is my new favorite episode of this season methinks. Idk it's surely top five.
1. My brain is officially broke.
THIS WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER WAS OR SOMETHING. AND I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T DO WORSE THAN THE CHUCK EPISODES BUT THEY DID AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.
2. Also Jensen being totes baffled at being Jensen was.. was.. I DIED. 'I LOOK LIKE A PAINTED-UP WHORE.' 'WHAT YOU'RE POLISH?' XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 'MISHA AND JENSEN? WHAT'S THIS?' XDDD people I love your sense of humor.
3. I hope for Jared's sake that he doesn't really have that cowboy thing at home...
4. MISHA TWEETING. GOD. I DIED. WHEN HE STOPPED MAKING THE CAS VOICE AND JUST SLIPPED BACK INTO HIS OMG <333 AND LOL TAKING OUT THAT PHONE EVERY TEN TIMES. AND THE COMMENTS OF THE CREW GUY ABOUT HIS TWEETAGE. AND LIKE JSQUARED PRANKED ME. <3333333333333333333333333333333
Then he had to die because of angel!Javier Bardem, but awww. Though I died when the homeless guy was like 'there was this guy dressed in black threatening to kill the other handsome guy' LOLOLOL.
AND HE REALLY TWEETED THAT STUFF DURING THE EP. I DIED.
Also on a more serious note, Misha you're a freaking good actor. Apart from the fact that he should really smile more because I was going like 'OMGGGG' whenever he did smile, but come on. You could actually see that he was acting Cas during the tv-show parts (like when he thought Jensen & Jared were pranking him and when they kept on messing the take), but he was actually different when he really was Cas in the end. He -was- Cas, he wasn't -acting- Cas if I'm clear. In short: give the guy some more credit and more decent movies because he's good. Just. MISHA HOW SO MINDBLOWING.
5. That said the Genevieve part was priceless if only for Dean/Sam's faces. Also lol they have an alpaca in the garden XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
6. If I needed one more reason to love Balthazar, he gave that to me when he appeared out of nowhere talking about The Godfather.
Balthy ilu. YOU MADE A GODFATHER METAPHOR. YOU ARE AWESOME.
Then he was in league with Cas. And he looked pretty proud of his plan at the end, bless his face.
7. Raphael's new vessel is badass.
8. So uhm, whoever was the angel hitman, did they pick him because he looked somewhat like Javier Bardem? Because that part where he kills everyone was so No Country for Old Men meets Morricone, which was actually badass. XD anyway angel!Javier wasn't in my good graces since he killed Misha >___<, but I guess it was a pretty nice touch there.
9. No but. SERA. KRIPKE. ROBERT SINGER AND DEAN BEING LIKE 'YOU'VE GOT TO BE A DOUCHE TO NAME A CHARACTER AFTER YOU'. KRIIIPKE LOL FOREVER. MY HEAD IS BROKEN but tbh it didn't feel embarrassing because it was obvious that everything had been exaggerated to the maximum. Like, Jensen and Jared not talking to each other, the not-camel, the Variety first page etcetera. It was... different enough that I didn't have secondhand embarrassment though it's hard to squick me in that sense.
10. THE TWO OF THEM WATCHING JENSEN ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES WAS PRETTY MUCH WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION IF ANYTHING ELSE. XDDDDDDDDD
11. Now. Uhm.
CASTIEL. BADASS. WINGS. HE HAS THE WEAPONS. HE WAS IN LEAGUE WITH BALTHY SO AT LEAST HE HAS SOMEONE ON HIS SIDE. OKAY HE LED THEM ON BUT TBH YOU CAN SEE THAT HE DOESN'T REALLY -WANT- TO SO THAT'S GOOD. AND THEN HE TOTALLY OWNED RAPHAEL AND OHMYGOD THE WINGS I DIED.
Aha, I'm so coherent today.
12. In short this is my favorite this season with The Third Man and Weekend at Bobby's. But this was.. just.. CAS'S WINGS. THE WIIINGS. /broken record
13. How bad is it that when Balthy threw Sam the keys I thought they were the keys to Jared's place? Also uhm would really be heavenly weapons be closed in someplace that opens with regular keys? Whatever, who cares. XD
14. NO BUT CAS. <333333333333333333333333333333 AND DEAN AND SAM AND THE META AND MISHA AND OMG SHOW THAT WAS EPIC. ♥
15. Now, someone hug Cas, please? *headdesk*
16. I'm obviously ranting here so okay, I'll stop. But ohgod Miisha. ♥
17. Last thing: god but that crew has a sense of humor. And Ben Edlund has too but if there's one thing I appreciate is being able to make fun of yourself, so this was A+ under every aspect.
1. So clearly as soon as someone clues Matt in, it ends bad. And just when Caroline had managed to get back with him. :((((
2. That said Caroline singing Eternal Flame was.. well that scene was extra sweet and I loved it but ETERNAL FLAME? *snort*
3. Stefan/Elena: how so badass adorable.
4. Jeremy/Bonnie getting the green light: I LIKE.
5. Damon not kissing Katherine at the end made me SO FREAKING HAPPY I COULD HAVE HUGGED HIM. Okay I always could have, but.
6. Alaaaric you're too precious for this world.
7. Jenna was awesome this round as well. Come on people. Clue her iin.
8. I'm totally betting that Katherine doesn't have good intentions but I guess everyone thinks that.
8b. I want Nina Dobrev's job. It's the best job ever. Seriously.
9. Wizard guy is an hypocrite. Sorry but HE was the one deciding to revive Elijah, HE was the one using his kid to do it instead of the contrary, HE was the one telling his kid to kill Katherine even if they knew that Damon was in the house and HE was the one not telling his kid to just fuck off when they realized that reviving Elijah wasn't going to be easy. And it's not like Damon knew who was it, so it's not like he burned up the kid knowing he was doing it.
And then mr Wizard guy goes trying to kill everyone else because it's THEIR fault if his kid died? Good riddance, sorry. :/
^ that part riled me up a bit, mm.
10. In conclusion: not as awesome as last week but OMG VPORN YOU DELIVER AND I LIKE IT.
**
And now on to SPN or what is my new favorite episode of this season methinks. Idk it's surely top five.
1. My brain is officially broke.
THIS WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER WAS OR SOMETHING. AND I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T DO WORSE THAN THE CHUCK EPISODES BUT THEY DID AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.
2. Also Jensen being totes baffled at being Jensen was.. was.. I DIED. 'I LOOK LIKE A PAINTED-UP WHORE.' 'WHAT YOU'RE POLISH?' XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 'MISHA AND JENSEN? WHAT'S THIS?' XDDD people I love your sense of humor.
3. I hope for Jared's sake that he doesn't really have that cowboy thing at home...
4. MISHA TWEETING. GOD. I DIED. WHEN HE STOPPED MAKING THE CAS VOICE AND JUST SLIPPED BACK INTO HIS OMG <333 AND LOL TAKING OUT THAT PHONE EVERY TEN TIMES. AND THE COMMENTS OF THE CREW GUY ABOUT HIS TWEETAGE. AND LIKE JSQUARED PRANKED ME. <3333333333333333333333333333333
Then he had to die because of angel!Javier Bardem, but awww. Though I died when the homeless guy was like 'there was this guy dressed in black threatening to kill the other handsome guy' LOLOLOL.
AND HE REALLY TWEETED THAT STUFF DURING THE EP. I DIED.
Also on a more serious note, Misha you're a freaking good actor. Apart from the fact that he should really smile more because I was going like 'OMGGGG' whenever he did smile, but come on. You could actually see that he was acting Cas during the tv-show parts (like when he thought Jensen & Jared were pranking him and when they kept on messing the take), but he was actually different when he really was Cas in the end. He -was- Cas, he wasn't -acting- Cas if I'm clear. In short: give the guy some more credit and more decent movies because he's good. Just. MISHA HOW SO MINDBLOWING.
5. That said the Genevieve part was priceless if only for Dean/Sam's faces. Also lol they have an alpaca in the garden XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
6. If I needed one more reason to love Balthazar, he gave that to me when he appeared out of nowhere talking about The Godfather.
Balthy ilu. YOU MADE A GODFATHER METAPHOR. YOU ARE AWESOME.
Then he was in league with Cas. And he looked pretty proud of his plan at the end, bless his face.
7. Raphael's new vessel is badass.
8. So uhm, whoever was the angel hitman, did they pick him because he looked somewhat like Javier Bardem? Because that part where he kills everyone was so No Country for Old Men meets Morricone, which was actually badass. XD anyway angel!Javier wasn't in my good graces since he killed Misha >___<, but I guess it was a pretty nice touch there.
9. No but. SERA. KRIPKE. ROBERT SINGER AND DEAN BEING LIKE 'YOU'VE GOT TO BE A DOUCHE TO NAME A CHARACTER AFTER YOU'. KRIIIPKE LOL FOREVER. MY HEAD IS BROKEN but tbh it didn't feel embarrassing because it was obvious that everything had been exaggerated to the maximum. Like, Jensen and Jared not talking to each other, the not-camel, the Variety first page etcetera. It was... different enough that I didn't have secondhand embarrassment though it's hard to squick me in that sense.
10. THE TWO OF THEM WATCHING JENSEN ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES WAS PRETTY MUCH WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION IF ANYTHING ELSE. XDDDDDDDDD
11. Now. Uhm.
CASTIEL. BADASS. WINGS. HE HAS THE WEAPONS. HE WAS IN LEAGUE WITH BALTHY SO AT LEAST HE HAS SOMEONE ON HIS SIDE. OKAY HE LED THEM ON BUT TBH YOU CAN SEE THAT HE DOESN'T REALLY -WANT- TO SO THAT'S GOOD. AND THEN HE TOTALLY OWNED RAPHAEL AND OHMYGOD THE WINGS I DIED.
Aha, I'm so coherent today.
12. In short this is my favorite this season with The Third Man and Weekend at Bobby's. But this was.. just.. CAS'S WINGS. THE WIIINGS. /broken record
13. How bad is it that when Balthy threw Sam the keys I thought they were the keys to Jared's place? Also uhm would really be heavenly weapons be closed in someplace that opens with regular keys? Whatever, who cares. XD
14. NO BUT CAS. <333333333333333333333333333333 AND DEAN AND SAM AND THE META AND MISHA AND OMG SHOW THAT WAS EPIC. ♥
15. Now, someone hug Cas, please? *headdesk*
16. I'm obviously ranting here so okay, I'll stop. But ohgod Miisha. ♥
17. Last thing: god but that crew has a sense of humor. And Ben Edlund has too but if there's one thing I appreciate is being able to make fun of yourself, so this was A+ under every aspect.